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Xanax: Children's Formula

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch

Keywords: Jordan zeh Andrew Harrell Xanax Children s Formula Matt Stone CreZehtions

Credits: Jordan Zeh, Andrew Harrell

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

Available without a prescription? What’s the dosage for a child who weighs a buck ninety?

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THEHOPEDEALER

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where was that when i was a kid?

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litho

litho

Outrageously soothing.

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WebCred

WebCred

FREE JIMMY NOW!

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mcogbdog

mcogbdog

ya know grandma, I really don’t give a Fuck! That was awesome!

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7patman7

7patman7

I’m glad I seen the warning label.

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keys4usc

keys4usc

That’s just wrong, lol.

Randy

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MattStone

MattStone

Okay, I’m not in this one and it’s my favorite one. You can all go to hell. I hate you Jordan Zeh…I hate you. (picture me crying, naked in a corner, urinating on myself)

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WebCred

WebCred

GREAT!

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DaveMcBrayer

ya know Grandma I really dont give a shit. LMAO

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