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Published November 19, 2013 58k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Dan Gregor and Jerome Kurtenbach
Directed by Dan Gregor
Featuring Nicole Shabtai and Jennie Pierson
Director of Photography: Charles Papert
Editor: Greg Burke
Song Producer: Jack Dolgen
Backup Singers: Tess Paras and Rebekka Johnson
Choreographer: Tess Paras
Art Direction: Laura Levin
Hair/Makeup: Aliana Moss
AC: Michael Paletta
Steadicam Operator: Evan Barthelman
Gaffer: Andrew Clark
Key Grip: Logan Wade
Grip/Electric: Pablo Romeo
Production Assistants: Jeff Eckman and Cait Raftery
300 Funny Votes
120 Die Votes
58,072 Views
Published November 19, 2013
CHANUKAH HONEY
YOU GOT YOUR MBA FROM PENN.
AMEN.
THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL.
CHANUKAH HONEY.
SO COME AND LIGHT MY CANDLE TONIGHT.

CHANUKAH HONEY
AT THE JCC YOU PLAY BASKETBALL.
SO TALL.
YOU MUST BE FIVE FOOT EIGHT.
CHANUKAH HONEY.
SO COME AND FLIP MY LATKES TONIGHT.

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE.
IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR LAST THREE GIRLFRIENDS WERE JAPANESE.
I'M EXOTIC TOO: I'VE BEEN TO PALM BEACH.
OH, BY THE WAY, I THINK OUR PARENTS HAVE MUTUAL FRIENDS.
The Schacters? Do you know them?

CHANUKAH HONEY.
YOU MAKE PUNS JUST LIKE MY DAD.
SO RAD.
YOU SAY CHALLAH LIKE, "HOLLA!"
CHANUKAH HONEY.
SO COME AND SPIN MY DREIDL--

YOU MAY THINK I'M STUFFY 'CAUSE I WORK IN FINANCE.
BUT MY BAT MIZVAH THEME WAS DANCE!
LET ME MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
OH, BY THE WAY, YOU WENT TO CAMP WITH MY FRIEND'S STEP-COUSIN.
Small World.

CHANUKAH HONEY.
CAN YOU HEAR THOSE WEDDING BELLS?
LOL.
BUT SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT KIDS?
CHANUKAH HONEY.
SO COME KISS MY MEZUZAH TONIGHT.
I heard you were the beatboxer on your college a capella group.
COME AND BLESS MY CHALLAH TONIGHT.
I'd love to hear your version of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
MEZUZAH IS THE NAME FOR MY CLIT.
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