(Male Voice): Alright guys. Everybody, thanks for coming.
As you know we often get big celebs in here, but we've never had a big dog.
So, everybody please welcome Walter the St. Bernard.
So Walter, how this works is basically we're going to pitch a bunch of
ideas to you. If you like anything, just let us know.
Zach, you want to go ahead?
> Oh yeah. I'd be happy to.
Ok, dog president. You're the president, and it's a nuclear war, but the
big red button is at the tip of your tail. So, you have to chase your tail a lot, okay.
> So my pitch was seven minutes in heaven, but we go into a closet and then
instead of making out we just pet you as much as we want for seven minutes.
> Walter, big fan, follow you on instagram. My pitch, Cats the Musical,
but with you, a dog.
> So in this one you would go to a bank to fill out a loan application
for maybe a dog house or something, and have all of these questions, "You wanna
treat - you wanna go outside?"
You like that one a lot? Yeah, me too.
> So this is called temple of the big dog, and the idea is that it's you staring at
a big bowl of human food, but there's a pane of glass in between you and the food,
and the whole time the song Hunger Strike is playing, and you're just staring
at the food like a big hungry dog.
> I don't know, people on the internet love to see what old things would
look like in modern times so we do Beethoven 2015.
You'd be doing like babe tricks or Charles Grodin as a robot or a hologram.
I don't know, something like that, like in the future.
> How about a sketch where I do an impression of a big dog, and then
I turn around, and there's a real big dog right there, and it's so embarrassing.
> This is less of a pitch, and more of a question. I was just wondering if you perhaps
liked your belly rubbed?
> We lick peanut butter off your balls.
It's like a classic reversal, like switch. No. Ok.
> Great, so it feels like we've got some funny ideas.
Walter, is there anything you want to go forward with?
Yeah, you don't have to commit, right now.
Yeah, just shoot us...he's got to take off. Just shoot us an email.
We'd love to get back together whenever it works for you.
So, this is the idea that you went with huh?
You know, I was kind of just joking around when I pitched that.
You're the star.
This better get a lot of fucking clicks.
(you hear Walter howl)