Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney

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FEMALE NARRATOR: This is your
daily inspiration
with former Vice President
Dick Cheney.
You can't put a price
tag on love,
unless you're in Burma.
Then it's $1200.
Take time to hug someone today,
and when you do
steal their wallet, and
send it to the NSA,
so we can keep an eye on that
hug happy creep.
Some people say kissing
isn't something you can win at.
Those people are kissing losers.
Tomorrow is another day,
and a couple of days ago,
yesterday was tomorrow, wasn't it.
And you fucked that one up
too didn't you?
Are you spotting a trend?
Uh!
Oh God.
FEMALE NARRATOR: Thank you for
watching your
Daily Inspiration with
Dick Cheney.

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