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Published January 13, 2014 190k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Aisha Tyler
Chemist Colleague - Pat Finerty
Boxing Trainer - Dennis Gubbins
Boxer & Football Player - Lance Baird
Soccer Coach - Jodi Harrison
Kicking Kid & Crotch Kicker - Avriella Ford
Football Tackler - Peter Greathouse
Driving Friend - D'Arcy Carden
Baseball Coach - Mike Leffingwell
Concept by - Aisha Tyler
Writer - Jack Allison
Director - Ian Pfaff
Producer - Rachel Goldenberg
Coordinator - Becca Scheuer
DP - Aaron Ulrich
AC - Nick Medrud
Gaffer - Ian Thomas
Key Grip - Ryan Hueter
Prod Design - Tricia Robertson
Art Director - Mike Robertson
Sound - Ryan Kaiser
Makeup - Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe - Kelly Walker
Stunts - Peter Greathouse
PA - Matt Sweeney, Eric Norwine
Special Thanks - Jerry Howard

IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY FOR ME, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY WITH PADS.
PFF...(LAUGHS)
I DON'T NEED THOSE. (LAUGHS)
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
NO,NO...I DON'T NEED IT.
COACH COME ON.
I GOTTA LOOK PRETTY WHEN I KNOCK
THIS GUY OUT, ALRIGHT? C'MON.
HIT HIM IN THE FACE!
IN HIS FACE!
C'MON.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLED ME IN COLLEGE?
THE BLACK HAMMER. HA-HA...
BUCKLE UP.
NAH, I'M GOOD. I DON'T NEED IT.
WHY DON'T YOU...JUST BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT.
LISTEN.
OH...
I DON'T NEED IT.
I'M GOOD.
I'M TOTALLY GOOD.
DID YOU SEE WHERE MY PHONE WENT?
WOAH, WOAH...
YOU GOTTA WEAR A CUP.
C'MON.
REALLY?
ALRIGHT. FINE.
HI.
OOH...
OOH...
OH GOD...
OH...OH, MY BALLS.
OH MY TINY, DELICATE, LADY BALLS.

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