The Unorthodox Gentleman
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Article Murder is never the answer
Added Murder is never the answer
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
Reacting instinctively to some everyday situations can often result in murder, but it doesn't have to.
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Rating: 44% Funny
Article Free Preview - It Doesn't Stay in Vegas...
Added Free Preview - It Doesn't Stay in Vegas: The Saga of The Unorthodox Gentleman
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
Perverted, racially insensitive, and totally bizarre... But at least he has a good heart!
Prologue and first chapter of the hilarious new novel ' It Doesn't Stay in Vegas: The Saga of The Unorth...
Views: 127
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article 69ing – a laughing matter or a relevant...
Added 69ing – a laughing matter or a relevant sexual activity?
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
Briefly analyzing the 69er's impact on society.
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Rating: 48% Funny
Article Are pubic hair trends still a trend?
Added Are pubic hair trends still a trend?
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
A brief examination of pubic hair in today's culture
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article There’s no such thing as a walk of shame
Added There’s no such thing as a walk of shame
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
It's time to stop stereotyping and encourage each other to have as many strange and random sexual encounters as possible.
Views: 581
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Rating: 43% Funny
Article A letter of complaint to the Library Ma...
Added A letter of complaint to the Library Manager
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
Expressing my displeasure after unfairly being thrown out of the library.
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Rating: 75% Funny
Article When does public masturbation cross the...
Added When does public masturbation cross the line?
by The Unorthodox Gentleman
How are we supposed to know the proper etiquette for public masturbation?
Views: 1,370
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Rating: 61% Funny
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