Lucy Liu

I guess you have pulled one over on FOD. Free advertising for your film. Your film is not funny & should not be here. But I guess... more »

I guess you have pulled one over on FOD. Free advertising for your film. Your film is not funny & should not be here. But I guess you guys are the Genius one’s because you are getting major play time for FREE!

whats up?A 28-year-old woman was asleep in her apartment on Hollywood Court. Suddenly, she felt someone tapping her arm. She woke up... more »

whats up?A 28-year-old woman was asleep in her apartment on Hollywood Court. Suddenly, she felt someone tapping her arm. She woke up and saw a strange man at the foot of her bed. Startled, she jumped out of bed. The strange man said the woman left her back door open, and that’s how he got into the apartment. The woman walked the man to the back door. After he left the apartment, he started running. The woman wanted to call 911 but she couldn’t find her cell phone.

So the woman walked to the corner store, to use the phone and call 911. At the corner store, she saw the same strange man. He was buying some items. The woman thanked the strange man for telling her that her back door was open. Then, she asked the store clerk if she could use the phone. The man started to leave, but then the woman heard her cell phone ringing – inside the man’s pocket. The woman asked him to return her cell phone. The man gave her the phone and told the woman she had learned two lessons today. Then, he took off.

The strange man is described as being 5”11 to 6”4 tall in his late 30s to early 40’s and wearing a blue suit,pasty white skin, a buddha belly, and a rather large afro. the clerk said he goes by the name “Will”

Hey everyone! 30 Minutes or Less opens this Friday! Aziz Ansari is doing a... more »

Hey everyone! 30 Minutes or Less opens this Friday! Aziz Ansari is doing a Twitter Q&A for 30 mins (LIKE THE MOVIE) tonight @ 8PM PST. Tweet questions with #ask30min and stay tuned for his answers!