uppercanuck

Hello. I'm uppercanuck.

Male , 35 years old

Last Login: 1 day ago

Joined: 3 months ago

About:

I'm Canadian, which means I'm a mean-spirited misanthrope who's hell-bent on achieving world domination by excessive force. And all there will be on TV is Degrassi and a teenage Alanis Morrisette getting slimed.

Hometown: Yorkton, Saskatchewan

Current City: Ottawa, Ontario

Country: Canada Canada

URL: funnyordie.com/uppercanuck

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Genius

Pamiam2

Looking forward to your video!

(posted about 1 month ago)

Hilarious

sonnyboo

My understanding is that Helicopters only eat their young in certain seasons and northern territories.

(posted 2 months ago)

I love you

Pamiam2

Thank you for being a fan! We really do appreciate it! ♥ Pam & the CrAzY Ruth Family

(posted 3 months ago)

JoelSchoenbach

thanks! :)

(posted 3 months ago)

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theretributi...

Hey there, welcome to FOD!!!! I’m sure our President will be contacting you soon. I love Canadians! There are some really bad ass Canadians on this site, so I look forward to seeing your work soon. Sorry about the lack of dwarf porn. I know, hard to find these days. Thank you for becoming a fan! – steph

(posted 3 months ago)

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My comments and posts:

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The Saskatchewan militia waits for the coming assault wishing they’d charged the goddamn batteries on these things.

(posted 1 day ago)

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12 Verne Troyer Sex Tape...

I want to preface this post with the disclaimer that I’m sure Verne is a nice guy and I’m glad he’s having some fun. That said, I’m sooo going to hell for these…

13. The Vulva Patch Kid14. Hey, Boss! Da Clit! Da Clit!15. Crawl Hard: The Mini-Cox Story16. Inspector Midget17. Journey to the Center of ... more >

(posted 10 days ago)

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“Here at Big Motherfucking Burgers, we guarantee if you don’t die from internal bleeding after eating this burger, it’s on us!”

(posted 29 days ago)

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Because you didn't wash well enough "down there".

by uppercanuck, Monday May 26, 2008

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I was so excited about starting up this FoD page and have yet to upload any vids. My bad. Rectifying that is going on the top of my todo list. Now, if only I knew where I left my todo list. Sorry, I just don't have anything funny to say today. So I'm being consistent with my previous blog posts. Cheers.

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