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Baby you’re the best thing that happened to me
Just one of your smiles sets me free
There just one thing I hope you un...
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Baby you’re the best thing that happened to me
Just one of your smiles sets me free
There just one thing I hope you understand
I try to fight it but I’m only a man
I wanna fuck all your friends
Some of them in the rear end
I wanna fuck all your friends
Hope this doesn’t mean the end.
Baby as you can see
I’m plagued by too much honesty
Your friend Marie has such nice cans
I would love to feel them
In my hands
I know its only a pipe dream
But a man needs to have a dream
Mine are just obscene
Carla, Betty and Bobby Sue
I think they all know what I’d like to do
Sarah and Michelle I’m sure are down
They’re just waiting for you to leave town
Baby I see that look that’s in your eyes
Hope it doesn’t mean I’m gonna die
Its better then me sneaking ‘round
Its just your friends I want to pound.
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| God lets us eat pork but not you
God lets us eat pork but not you
If you're a Muslim or a Jew
Then porky is not for yo... more >God lets us eat pork but not you
God lets us eat pork but not you
If you're a Muslim or a Jew
Then porky is not for you
God lets me eat pork but not you
There is no food I call Haram *
You might think my diet is all wrong
I don't care what you have to say
'cause God says its ok
God Lets me eat pork but not you
BLTs are ok with me
I like to use Mayonnaise liberally
Some times I use cheese
I'm not Kosher you see
God lets me eat pork but not you
God don't let me masturbate
Tossing one off sure would be great
I can't beat my meat
but I can eat piggy feet
God lets me eat pork but not you
I glad to be on Jesus' team
tells me never to be mean
Don't sleep with other men
n' I'm ok with him
God lets me eat pork but not "YOU"
God gave us all different rules
but we should never try to play the fool
He knows where we all stand
thats why my dicks not in my hand
God lets me eat pork but not you.
*("forbidden" in arabic - long "A" sound at end- "ha-raam")
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