Randy (UncleRandy)

Hello. I'm Randy.

Male , 51 years old

Last Login: about 10 months ago

Joined: about 11 months ago

About:

I'm too old to slam dunk, but too young to have made the Nixon Enemies List. I've met kings, presidents, potentates and pimps, but I'd rather hang out with my wife and kids than almost anyone else. They're pretty funny folks. I'm Blue Collar and wear it proudly. So should we all.

Hometown: Vail, Colorado

Current City: Santa Monica, Calif.

Country: United States of America

URL: funnyordie.com/unclerandy

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DaveMcBrayer

youre a cool guy!

(posted about 10 months ago)

UncleRandy

I’m not certain what this means, but a girl gave me those chaps. They protect everything chaps are supposed to protect, and don’t protect the stuff chaps tend to leave unprotected—if you know what I mean and you likely do. Anyway, thanks. When I tell the bike I wanna ride off into the sunset, it knows the way.

(posted about 11 months ago)

Awesome pants

Emma

Hey Uncle Randy! I love the bike! Very pleased to meet you! Consider your pants, awesome!

(posted about 11 months ago)

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My comments and posts:

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Topic: There's a sign on the ...

Forum: General Discussions

“Abandon all hope ye who enter here,” which is the same thing the sign says on every gas station and gas pump in California.

(posted about 10 months ago)

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Topic: Signs you're getting o...

Forum: General Discussions

Here’s another one: You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

(posted about 11 months ago)

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Topic: Make Chris Henchy's Pa...

Forum: General Discussions

So you’re telling us you’ll love us for our minds and nothing else? Amy would say she canl be a better friend “than,” not a better friend “then,” which is a spot on the time/space continuum.