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This is pretty funny check it out it was on the front page yesterday.

Other... more »

This is pretty funny check it out it was on the front page yesterday.

Other videos pushed it off that have been out for a year.

I don't get that but whatever. Check it out DickFace by Daryl Simpson From Warpcore TV.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/568f4a3076/dickface-don-t-pass-out-first-at-a-party

Have you ever been at a party and passed out and woke to being cover in... more »

Have you ever been at a party and passed out and woke to being cover in permanent maker. Or you were part of the one's that did the work on one of your friends. Let it be know and check out the video of what happen when you pass out first at a party.. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/568f4a3076/dickface-don-t-pass-out-first-at-a-party

I really like this new group call Warpcore TV. They just put there first... more »

I really like this new group call Warpcore TV. They just put there first music video out and it made the front page of this site. Who would of known, Well here is the link check it out.http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/568f4a3076/dickface-don-t-pass-out-first-at-a-party I dont know that much about them but i think this video should be a hit. I don't know maybe it just me. Well have a nice day...

I figured out all the lyrics guys...

I've had 13 shots and 15 beers,... more »

I figured out all the lyrics guys...

I've had 13 shots and 15 beers, chilling at a party with a bunch of queers
A perfect recipe to get a dick drawn on my face

Around 9 O' clock I heard someone say you've had too much and you should be on your way or you'll probably pass out and someone here will draw a dick on your face.

About 9:35 I sat on the floor, then I realized I don't need anymore as I passed out I heard someone say let's get a marker and draw a dick on this guy's face.

I Woke in the morning at the crack of sunrise, went into th bathroom and to my surprise. Someone took a marker out and drew a big ol' dick on my face.

I Gotta be to work in about an hour maybe I should hurry up and take a shower, but I can't cause there's a guy passed out in the tub with a dick on his face.

Tried to scrub it off but to no avail, everything I used was an epic fail I guess I'll have to live the rest of my life with a dick on my face.

I got a dick on my face, I got a dick on my face, It's permanent marker and it won't erase

I got a dick on my face, I got a dick on my face, everyone is staring as I walk through this place

I got a dick on my face, a fucking dick on my face, When I smile I catch an indecent exposure case

I got a dick on my face, a throbbing dick on my face when I cry it looks like I got cum all over my face.

So I searched on the web for a week or so, So fed up this dick has got to go.
I found a blog from a guy who used to have a dick on his face.

He had a little secret let it be known now, he got the dick off his face and this is how.
He called Lorena Bobbit and she cut the fucking dick off his face! Yeah...

I don't want to cut my face
But I kind of want to see my kids again
Or maybe my girlfriend... Anyone really.
It sucks having a dick on your face.