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Tony- go to this blog- it tells you all the funny ones during the contest- read... more »
Tony- go to this blog- it tells you all the funny ones during the contest- read them—All the finalists were great. I had trouble picking one.
I agree wit eweezy- but maybe she’s best thing since soap. . . . but who knows how long ago that was invented.
Where ya been??
martha stewart is the best thing since sliced bread.. but i’m pretty sure she invented sliced bread.
wHAT Up?
not much, you? i enjoyed uncle pete.
yeah, but i only know spanish cuz of portuguese. and omg thanks but i dont hold a candle to mr sedaris.
im about to go shopping and i most def will use the word buggery. thank you for that.
i enjoyed the bird in the cuoboard. do you love birds?
well thank you kindly!
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