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My American dream has been hammered out of the tears of immigrants.
I enjoy making cocktails for geriatrics.
I sit when I pee.
And I really want to be published in a literary magazine.
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by twono28, Monday July 21, 2008
He leads me into a small office that is tucked away in the farthest corner of the admissions office. "Take a seat," says Bertrand, my interviewer. He sits in a huge leather armchair that looks like it belongs in the drawing room at The Breakers, his back to a huge picture window. Sitting in front of him, I can see the view from the window perfectly. It’s stunning. To the left is the gothic Chapel, its bell tower reaching up into the sunny sky. In the center of the window is a long, verdant l...
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