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*disclaimer* ummm...i haven't finalized how i'm gonna transition the last part into this one...so i'm just gonna start the story and deal with the details later...
Jeremy was coughing on t...
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I've always had a fascination for what lurks in the shadows of this world. Most people fear what they do not understand. I am drawn to it...like a strung out hooker to a lonely Asian business trave...
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There are thousands of worlds and they are as real as you want them to be. I've lived all my life between them. None of them are real, but when you get into them, they're all the same...
I suppose...
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Article Back in the Closet
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Joker tied me up again...but not after letting me out an excellent birthday weekend of repeatedly raping Ceasar Milan's dog pack.
Dadi was my favorite...
Joker shaved off Ceasar's gay little ...
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Article Never the Machine Forever
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i can't live when it lives...it won't live if i die...
i'm restrained by itchy ropes...held fast to this desk at this keyboard...in front of a shitty HP laptop i'm fairly certain the Joker had b...
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Article trapped in a closet
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...somwhere...i don't wanna say, cause i kinda like it here...sure, the Joker has me tied up...but i WANT to be tied up...so he can come cut on me with those pretty little knives...he promised to t...
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Article The Police
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No, i don't mean the somewhat racist entirely reactionary group of mostly Irish and Italian men who like to frisk me in Harlem, i mean the somewhat pompous entirely brillant group of mostly English...
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the tips of my fingers are numb. with every drag on my cigarette that pins-and-needles feeling pulses stronger and i know i'm only still able to hold the cancer stick because of muscle memory. i lo...
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Article A Moment of Weakness
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i try not to blog about sports...specifically football...because, even though i LOVE sports...specifically football...they are a subject that the mere mention of can alienate certain people.
as an...
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Article It's the End of the World and We Know It
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so my little sister is visiting me from WI this week. it's been super-awesome. we played croquett and bachi ball (i'm sure i spelled that wrong). and, as always i learned something new about diabet...
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Video Steve Nash and Baron Davis are Step Bro...
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These are the coolest step brothers in all of Santa Monica.
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THE GREAT NUG, web short, 5min., rated TV14, on Funnyordie
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