thought i'd start off with some toilet humor...see where it goes from there.

- twonicus

 

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love's lament (to go along with my new, artsy photo in the grass)

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and all i can see is her. no, that's a lie, it doesn't matter what time of day i'm awake, i'm thinking of her. there was no romantic first kiss. there was no world shaking multi-orgasmic lovemaking. there wasn't even hand holding. and perhaps, that is the problem. i knew there was a spark, i knew it was something special...and i did nothing. i could see in her eyes, she wanted me...and i did nothing. thought that i could hold that spark wi...

 

still a magnet for crazies...also, very excited for the new batman movie...very excited

so i'm in the chamber for less than an hour before crazy walks in. today the part of crazy will be played by a 50 year old hardresser's assistant. he comes in and before i even can turn to look at him he's gushing about the store. "All this glass looks so beautiful! I just wanna scream!" i thank him for the compliment, since i just finished dusting all the glassware, and ask him if he needs any help. he ignores my question. "Have you been here long? i've been here for 10 ye...

 

why does christian music annoy me so much?

there's this boy sitting in the hallway outside the cigar store playing an acoustic guiar and singing pop/folk songs about jesus. each song kind of sounds like 'knockin' on heavens door' and the kid has a high, nasal voice...which i suppose doesn't help with my annoyance. anyway, i didn't really like it from the get go, but as soon as i realized he was singing about god i just wanted to deck him and take his guitar. why? i don't hate god, or the idea of god, and i don't inherently disregard p...

 

my first bio

i wrote this when i was 20. it was my first bio for the band i was in at the time (the new york city crack team). i thought i was soooooo clever. have a look see...

 

no sound card

i still don't have internet in my new apartment. so, the easiest access to the internet i have is on the dell laptop we have at work. recently that computer crashed and when it was restored to working conditions there was no sound card installed. now, being a mac user this is something that seems impossible to me. you dont' have to install any of that crap with a mac because it's already there. why any computer doesn't have a default soundcard just ready to go in all circumstances is baffeli...

 

the revolution will be on youtube...but we won't be alive to see it

well, actually the revolution has already started and i'm hoping that we'll have developed a better meduim to watch it on than youtube by the time it grows to where the 'revolutionaries' are the majority. but since i can't actually see the future i thought i'd use an example from the present. either way the point remains the same. the revolution has already started, but we'll all be dead before it's done. much like the children of the civil war (and then their children after them) watched th...