During recent campaign stops, Barack Obama has been getting, dare we say it, sassy! He's either hired new writers or signed up for stand-up classes at the Komedy Kabaret. The senator's got at least five new minutes on his opponent, John McCain:

"Sen. McCain bragged about how as chairman of the Commerce Committee in the Senate, he had oversight of every part of the economy. Well, all I can say to Sen. McCain is, 'Nice job. Nice job.'"

"[McCain] tells us that he's the one who's going to take on the old boys network. The old boys network. In the McCain campaign that's called a staff meeting."

In honor of the new, funny Obama, we're designed a poster for his next campaign appearance:

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If you're an American citizen, congratulations! You may have lost your home, but cheer up, you are now the proud owner of securities, derivatives and some kind of ponzi scheme. And it only cost you a trillion dollars. That's a steal (for somebody).

Trust us, these gifts will last for generations. Look forward to handing them down to your children, and your children's children, your children's children's children, your children's children's children's children, your children's children's children's children's children, your children's children's children's children's children's children, your children's children's children's children's children's children's children, your children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children, your children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children, and your children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children.

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There has apparently been a huge uptick in Sarah Palin related merchandise being sold online. Tee shirts both pro and (extremely) anti-Palin are flying out of sites like CafePress. And Ebay reports over 4,000 Palin related items sold on their site.

It's all fine that tee shirt sellers are moving units. But what about all of the stuff people will actually need should Sarah Palin end up in Washington DC? For that, we've created a new online retailer, called Sarah's Club , stocking all the stuff you'll need in Sarah Palin's America. Take a look at what's on sale today:

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If you're following the nation's economic collapse on a Blackberry, you've got John McCain to thank. At least for the Blackberry part. According to McCain's chief economic adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, McCain invented the Blackberry . Asked what McCain had done for technology and communications, Holtz-Eakin held up a Blackberry and said "You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create."

Of course, McCain also helped create the miracle that is Megan McCain, but you don't see them bragging about that. Apparently what Holtz-Eakin was talking about was McCain's work on various telecommunications bills. Which might be true, except that McCain voted against almost every telecom bill that led to you being able to waste your time checking your email in the bathroom. We will give the McCain camp credit, however, for the fact that McCain is, in fact, "aware of the internet."

But what would it look like had McCain invented the Blackberry?

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