JohnMark Triplett JohnMark Triplett

JohnMark Triplett

Fuckin' Shit Up Since They Day I was Born

Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Editor who mostly does comedy and horror. I like long walks on the beach, coffee, and raw dogging it during sexuals. I'm 6'1 but my ego is 90 feet. I reanimated the corpse of my dead best friend so I could kick his ass for dying on me. I'm a cuddler by nature and a fucker by nurture. I believe that the children are our future. But since I don't care about the future, I say kill the children. In a battle between Pepsi or Coke, whiskey always wins. That is all. You want more info, you're gonna have to stalk me. Toodles!