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"It took a few weeks for the Jolie-Pitts to realize that there was something fishy about the folks who helped arrange their latest refugee adoption."
"Even as a baby, taking his bath, Gene Simmons knew when he grew up he would be rock star."
"I BEEN BICHIN ABOUT THE LOUSY PICS ALL WEEK. THEY FINALLY PUT OUT A FUNNY ONE AND I GOT NOTHING. ABSOLUTLY NOTHING…"
- phukuhp
"A nice, refreshing bath and a gourmet dinner before we insert the electrodes into your brain."
"I’m gonna take a bath now, OK? I’ll come over later, and we can talk about our ancestors, and the contributions they’ve made as workers to the strength, prosperity and well-being ..."
- perc
"Today’s To Do List: 1. Buy Groceries 2. Pay Bills 3. Wash the Monkey 4. Feed the Dishes."
"Bobo was the best damn dishwasher Cracker Barrel ever had, as long as you looked past his habit of hurling feces at customers."
"That’s a funny picture! It could only be funnier if the sink was a coffin, the ducks were flames, and the monkey was Charlie Sheen."
"I didn’t say monkeys should be extinct.
I said monkeys shouldn’t be in the sink."
"No matter how many times I wash and brush, I can’t get the taste of Jackson off."
"It took a few weeks for the Jolie-Pitts to realize that there was something fishy about the folks who helped arrange their latest refugee adoption."
