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Christmas in Narnia
King of the Jungle, King of the Jews, same difference.
How to Make Curtains
It's curtains for you. Curtains. Curtains are what you'll be getting. You'll soon have curtains.
Quiznos Has Your Number
Have you tried the new 4 dollar Quiznos torpedo? How about the 3 dollar bullet? Or the 1 dollar pellet? Have you tried the new 4 dollar Quiznos torpedo? How...
The only gun you want to be SHOT IN THE FACE WITH. Repeatedly.
How to Carve a Pumpkin
How to carve a pumpkin to ward off the dead and stop them from entering your home on video tape put on the internet.
If we had stuck to just eating jelly beans, chocolate rabbits and eggs, we wouldn't be having this problem.
Don't be jealous of our Milk Moustaches, there's plenty more in the fridge!
Consult Your Magician
Gynocology has never been this entertaining. www.myspace.com/woodennickelshorts
The Facepalm Song
Get down with the dow jones.