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How I Seize It #114: WHISTLEBLOWERS
I furss thot this topic wus a new oral sex actividee, den when I fount out whut it reely wus I got pist as fuck. Who deez NSA asshats thank they are lissnin ...
How I Seize It #127: SCIENTOLOGY
U no whut, aint nuttin sacred no more. Not even my favrit movie uv all time, Grease cause it got that brainwarshed nitwit John Travoltuh in it. He juss a hol...
How I Seize It: Election 2012 Alternate Ending!!!
This whut happen in the alternite universe if thangs had gone terublee wrong in the luleckshun. Whew, it was juss a dreemmm Like on Dallas. Man I still fu...
How I Seize It #63: THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT
Arrite I fank we needa focuss on ar own prollems an let whut happen in gannystans stay over in gannystan. They jusss start shit wiff day geehod tawk so we do...
How I Seize It #38: GLEE
Lord, seems yew cant swang yer tiddy wiffout hittin a gay-lesba-trangenert youngin on the TV these days. Whut kinda wurl is it when they lets grown wimins in...
How I Seize It #21: VEGANS
Yall knows Im not reel fonda food but thet don meen I cayunt judge uthers far whut they eet. Ets my Chrishun rite. These flowery skiny-hippied dum sumbich ve...
How I Seize It #89: THE DEAF
I NO I BEEN A LIDDLE BEHINE PUTTIN MY CLOSE CAPSHUNS ON HERE BUT YALL JESS HOLD TITE IM ONLY WUN GODDAMN PERSON TRYNA GIT FAMUSS ON HERE! YEW NO WHUT KINDA P...
How I Seize It #16: SLEEP DEPRIVATION
Yall knows how in middle of the munths I run outta munny? Well hears whut happen last munth. Oh an yall tells me if wun uv yuns knows a Jamie from thet colli...
How I Seize It #141: POLICE BRUTALITY
Cops used 2 be a profeshun yoo was sposed ta look up to an truss, but nowadays theys usually the emeny cuz they power-hungrey & crookit & workin wiff da mob ...
How I Seize It #85: RELATIONSHIPS
Here whut on the table mens…We can fuck or…well Iont know what much else is dare? Don’t ask me furra date cuz I don’t date. Mose yew can hope for is yew git ...
How I Seize It #109: NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY
Iont care whut they say is a dedly sin like PRIDE. Pride is good fur our selfsteem. And ar LFGBTCBY bros an sissies needs sum selfsteem when they raised in a...
How I Seize It #134: ALIEN ABDUCTION
Well errbody wunnered whut happen to me over da summer, well here's the answer! If anybody no how to clear up alien jizz, lemme know. Dems sum unsanitary f...
How I Seize It #80: P.E.T.A.
No fence ta Betty White cuz I know she sportin a biggun far aminals, but goddamn yall we gots to draw the line somewhars! We gotta have sumthin ta tess medic...
'CAUSE I'M A PIMP
cause Imma pimp/cause Imma pimp/cause Imma pimp PIMP /PLAYA! I got a Viking Hat/cause I'm a pimp / it looks ph phat/cause I'm a pimpI got lots of bling/...
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I Wonder What Jack's Doing? 3
Life being as dull as it is... Jack ALWAYS finds a way...
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