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How I Seize It #114: WHISTLEBLOWERS
I furss thot this topic wus a new oral sex actividee, den when I fount out whut it reely wus I got pist as fuck. Who deez NSA asshats thank they are lissnin ...
How I Seize It: Election 2012 Alternate Ending!!!
This whut happen in the alternite universe if thangs had gone terublee wrong in the luleckshun. Whew, it was juss a dreemmm Like on Dallas. Man I still fu...
How I Seize It #63: THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT
Arrite I fank we needa focuss on ar own prollems an let whut happen in gannystans stay over in gannystan. They jusss start shit wiff day geehod tawk so we do...
How I Seize It #127: SCIENTOLOGY
U no whut, aint nuttin sacred no more. Not even my favrit movie uv all time, Grease cause it got that brainwarshed nitwit John Travoltuh in it. He juss a hol...
How I Seize It #21: VEGANS
Yall knows Im not reel fonda food but thet don meen I cayunt judge uthers far whut they eet. Ets my Chrishun rite. These flowery skiny-hippied dum sumbich ve...
How I Seize It #38: GLEE
Lord, seems yew cant swang yer tiddy wiffout hittin a gay-lesba-trangenert youngin on the TV these days. Whut kinda wurl is it when they lets grown wimins in...
How I Seize It #89: THE DEAF
I NO I BEEN A LIDDLE BEHINE PUTTIN MY CLOSE CAPSHUNS ON HERE BUT YALL JESS HOLD TITE IM ONLY WUN GODDAMN PERSON TRYNA GIT FAMUSS ON HERE! YEW NO WHUT KINDA P...
How I Seize It #16: SLEEP DEPRIVATION
Yall knows how in middle of the munths I run outta munny? Well hears whut happen last munth. Oh an yall tells me if wun uv yuns knows a Jamie from thet colli...