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The Velvet Feels Good Against My Skin
So elegant, so decadent.
An unexpected rival interferes with this new relationship.
Blue Velvet (Alternate Scene)
Jeffrey Beaumont finds an ear... and some other junk. --- ERASERHOOD FOREVER: www.facebook.com/events/250473208395870/ --- www.Facebook.com/CampWoods
The 5 Stages of Text Grief
Know the signs - you or someone you love may be suffering from the five stages of text grief.
Green Screen Vacation
Introducing "Green Screen Vacation" - the cheap alternative to actually traveling to romantic locations! Guaranteed great photos to post on Facebook.
Velvet Touch - Hey Girl
Bad ass music video for our Hey Girl song
Scott Pearson Diet Plan
Find out how Scott Pearson lost 70 lbs in 6 months. If he did it, you can too!
Bob Bitner is tired of the filth and smut on the internet and television. Here he has paster Robert Adams on as a guest.