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Dirty Things Kids Say
Kids say dirty things.
Zach on Kimmel with Kids Say the Darn Funniest Things
Zach promotes his new DVD, "Live at the Purple Onion", along with his new show "Kids Say The Darn Funniest Things".
11 Hilarious Apology Notes from Kids
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it and then write a note so you don't feel as bad.
Funny Angry Kid Say The Darndest Things "Billy 4" Jewish Muslim
3 year old Billy 4 was in his booster seat after a rally. He is neither Jewish or Muslim. He was ranting and luckily, I happen to be able to catch one of his...
" I'm Sexy and i know it "
My kids keep me laughing with the things they say and do daily and randomly. she started singing "im sexy and i know it" one day, over and over again, and ha...
9 Hilarious Letters Written By Kids to Their Teachers
Dear Teacher: You're the best, but let's agree we can both use the summer away from each other.
A 2-year old's take on politics
Kids do say the darndest things. Here's a 2-year old's take on politics.
Automated Teller Assholes
The Record Collector
Villain Attraction Disorder PSA
Call Waiting 2
Side Eye Protectors (a commercial parody)
So Long, Mary...
Amy Vorpahl Character/Impression Reel
Invisible Bear - Day Drinking
A Real Rat?
What if everything was made as crappy as cellphones?
"We need to figure this out".
Hush Money - The Heist
in this collection
Kid Sister Fills Out Mad Libs to Perfection
She dedicated the story to all the little buttholes, who never get the respect they fart.
Kid's Goodbye Card Says All It Needs To Say
It won't be the same when you're gone. It will better, because you're dead.
13 Best Examples of the Confession Kid Meme
Kids are dumb. You should know, you were one. More at: http://www.quickmeme.com/Confession-Kid
99 Cent Whore- Things People Say To Me
It's like Cosby's "Kids Say the Darndest Things"- but with a whore. And no kids. And no Cosby.
WINNING! "CHARLIE SHEEN Says The Darndest Things!"
Spoof Crazy Broadcast System Charlie Sheen Says The Darndest Things!- The Rant! Staring Elmo as Charlie Sheen
Parenting © By Michael Casey “Mom where’s my shirt?” “Where you left it.” “Mom you have to help me, I have to wear it for school.” “It’s where you left...
TANG TANG (Parody - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang)
TANG! It's a kick in the glass! #BringTangBack Starring: Maggie Clancy, Paul Hennessy, Chris Osterndorf, and Joe Hollywood as Tang Man Director of Photog...