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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas from JanandJulie
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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas from Little girl wants a real live hippopotamus for Christmas..".a hoop and a stick's not good enough for 'em anymore."
Time: 6:49   |   Views: 1,615   |   Rating: 96% Funny

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mcw presents im your nookie man, girl t...

mcw presents im your nookie man, girl thats what i am the nookie man from JANES BONG Double HO7 I know U KRAVEMCGOO
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mcw presents im your nookie man, girl thats what i am the nookie man from its me just trying to get layed, i want your nookie man, ya its me talking sexy trying to get layed, its not gay, its what chics dig, there gay and into that shit, you got to do...
Time: 4:07   |   Views: 53   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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Things My Sister Had I Wanted

Things My Sister Had I Wanted from Jim McPartland
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Things My Sister Had I Wanted by Jealousy is a deadly sin. Stealing too. I performed both with these belongings.
Views: 593   |   Rating: 96% Funny

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I want to be an After Dinner Speaker

I want to be an After Dinner Speaker from Michael Casey
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I want to be an After Dinner Speaker by Talking to an Audience © By Michael Casey The average speaker starts by saying “unaccustomed as I am to Public Speaking” and then he rattles off his talk. I was se...
Views: 19   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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North Dakota Wants You to Know That Its...

North Dakota Wants You to Know That Its Girls Like to Party from Look What I Found
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North Dakota Wants You to Know That Its Girls Like to Party This is a real tourism ad for North Dakota. Its girls are waiting. from

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I need an Asian girl

I need an Asian girl from rehdogg
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I need an Asian girl from I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I lov...
Time: 5:10   |   Views: 11,501   |   Rating: 39% Funny

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mcthewhore does the for u, ya girl your...

mcthewhore does the for u, ya girl your the only one in the world 4 me, haha i lied from JANES BONG Double HO7 I know U KRAVEMCGOO
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mcthewhore does the for u, ya girl your the only one in the world 4 me, haha i lied from some girl wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world, ya shes fucking high on not just crack but her own crack, fuck that noise
Time: 4:02   |   Views: 21   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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Shotzie, young girl in love. Final cut ...

Shotzie, young girl in love. Final cut on the third attempt to render in Movie Maker and I am NOT an editor. from Joe Saitta
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Shotzie, young girl in love. Final cut on the third attempt to render in Movie Maker and I am NOT an editor. from This is home video of my dogs and as usual, when I try to take video of them all I keep getting is their butts. Since the shots were so crappy, I hastily threw it together in MS...
Time: 8:54   |   Views: 184   |   Rating: 94% Funny

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White Kid Raps Super Fast & Discovers A...

White Kid Raps Super Fast & Discovers Autotune from Interrobang
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White Kid Raps Super Fast & Discovers Autotune from The background track is "Break Ya Neck" by Ludacris, of which I possess no copyright. This video is of course inspired by George Watsky. LYRICS: Admittedly, I'm a littl...
Time: 4:04   |   Views: 6   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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LAZY MONDAY - SISTER ACT RESPONDS TO LA...

LAZY MONDAY - SISTER ACT RESPONDS TO LAZY SUNDAY! from marlamindelle
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LAZY MONDAY - SISTER ACT RESPONDS TO LAZY SUNDAY! from LYRICS: Lazy Monday, wake up with some ladies to share Where you goin? I'ma do a broadway show in TIMES SQUARE! call my sister! Whatchu want? I'm gonna go be a nun! Gi...
Time: 1:38   |   Views: 58   |   Rating: 88% Funny

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Waiting

Waiting from Michael Casey
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Waiting by Waiting © By Michael Casey Waiting, we all wait, for this for that and for anything else in between; we may have even suffered Waiting For Godot while at grammar school, which is ten times worse...
Views: 16   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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I like you a lot

I like you a lot from rehdogg
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I like you a lot from Lyrics: (Verse) Lady I’ve been keeping an eye on you for the longest time I’m impressed with the way that you move and I like your Sexy eyes and your smile gotta tell you Yo...
Time: 5:07   |   Views: 53   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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Eyes of les Tigres

Eyes of les Tigres from MaxClough
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Eyes of les Tigres from A powerful motivational story, about never giving up no matter how much you try, and fail andsee and see again, YOU CAN DO IT believe in what your heart dezires you can be every...
Time: 1:41   |   Views: 71   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Eyes of les Tigres

Eyes of les Tigres from MaxClough
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Eyes of les Tigres from A powerful motivational story, about never giving up no matter how much you try, and fail andsee and see again, YOU CAN DO IT believe in what your heart dezires you can be every...
Time: 1:41   |   Views: 217   |   Rating: 98% Funny