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12 Days of Elves 2014 : Day 5
Thin ice Elfy, thin ice.
12 Days of Elves : Day 3
Save water. Shower with your neighbor.
12 Days of Elves 2014 : Day 1
It's all fun and games until someone gets peed on. Wait, that's fun too!
12 Days of Elves
When Santa rings the dinner bell, you don't want to be the last elf. For more Holiday goofiness, follow Weenis the Elf on twitter: https://twitter.com/12Da...
12 Days of Elves : Day 4
Is enough ever really enough? Really?
12 Days of Elves 2014 : Day 2
Elf Commandment #163: ‘Tis better to give than to receive.
Tired of Elves?
This year alone, one in five gamers will be accosted by elves. If you're tired of it, visit www.tiredofelves.com!
Save The Elves -- www.savetheelves.org
Are you tired of being harassed by delinquent elves? Jackson Hole's elf problem has gotten out of control. Watch L.J. Logger-Foot's report on the problem and...
Get To The Chopper Presents: Dick Elves. What really happens when Santa's off delivering toys....
The Scary Truth Behind Santa's Elves
Elves need healthcare too.
12 Days of Elves
How many elves does it take to cut down a pear tree? For more Holiday goofiness, follow Weenis the Elf on twitter: https://twitter.com/12DaysOfElves
Elves Call Center
Christmas Spirit: It's so easy to lose, even elves can do it. See how the Santa call center really works
Christmas Spirit: It's so easy to lose, even elves can do it.
F*ck Santa (We're the Elves)
Song available for download here: https://sugarplumexpress.bandcamp.com/ Snowflake, Gingerbread, & Tinsel Toes, aka The Sugarplum Express, premiere a bran...
Snowman Gets Attacked By Elves
This year something's gone terribly wrong on the North Pole, and now Santa Claus is totally screwed!
Elves, Nipples and Lara Croft
Do you like nipples? Yes? Do you like Lara Croft's nipples? Yes? Do you like diarrhea? No! But you need to take the good with the bad. Accept your destiny an...
The Most Common Ways for Elves to Die
What follows are the most common manners of Elf Demise (not including the elf hate-crimes that so frequently occur in rural areas).
Song Of The Working Elves
From a track by Eban Schletter, originally released on the 2010 Comedy Death Ray X-Mas CD.