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What really goes on in the take-out Chinese restaurants?
suicide is painless but i prefer to eat chinese food take out or buffet when im high
I like to eat out very late at night & theres only one place to go if you want cold tea after hours with your duck, and thats chinese food, so i wrote this s...
A short action comedy about good service, bad jokes and a waitress who loses her shit.
This short is part of the FINDING THE KALLISTERS universe. Before heading off to work, Debbie asks Brent if he had remembered to take out the trash. An absur...
Awesome take out of a bunch of videos!
Mandarin Chinese Take-Out Food Wars - Prank Call
Two different Chinese Take-Out Food Restaurants thought the other restaurant called them. Watch the hilarity happens where they go to war, thanks to the powe...
Why Mom's Shouldn't Ride Motorcycles
Not just because they might take out their own wheelchair bound mother but also because they might get humped by another relative.
Snowboarder Takes Out Model
Looking back, she was placed in a bad spot.
Mountain Dew White Out Focus Group: Trailer
What happens when we let JB Smoove take over a Mountain Dew White Out focus group? Watch the trailer for a preview!
Commercial spoof of "The Snuggie". Get Grabbie™ - The Reaching Extender! The Grabbie™ is easy to use, and is helpful with reaching far away objects. Grab ...
He's an Eight year old cop with a mission to take out the bad guys, whoever they may be... even his dad!
The Humping Kid
A Take Out From The Aeneid Remake.
PSA - Contact Lenses
Life is dangerous. Don't forget to do the little things to keep yourself safe. Take out your contact lenses before you go to sleep. It's the responsible thin...
NOHO 2 NITE: TAKE 2
Justyn finally drops by for an appearance, but are Troy and Cesar really that impressed? Watch and find out!!
Cell Phone Bills Are Stupid - Audrey | Speaker's Corner
We all have them, but cell phone bills can get out of hand. Texting pictures, overages on minutes, unclear data plans, Audry can't take it anymore! If you're...
Momo's Comedy Variety Show
"The world is so terrible and all these things are going on, and you go to a comedy club room, and you’re there for an hour and a half, and a comic is making...
Brohio with Nick Swisher
Nick Swisher brings a little bit of Brohio to Detroit. Do the staff of Barwis Methods have what it takes to face the Cleveland Indians' first baseman in an b...
THIS WEEK IN SUCKING DOWN D*CKS: COMIC-CON
This week Tuck Sherwood takes on the corporate-on-nerd dick suckfest that is Comic-Con San Diego.
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