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What really goes on in the take-out Chinese restaurants?
suicide is painless but i prefer to eat chinese food take out or buffet when im high
I like to eat out very late at night & theres only one place to go if you want cold tea after hours with your duck, and thats chinese food, so i wrote this s...
A short action comedy about good service, bad jokes and a waitress who loses her shit.
This short is part of the FINDING THE KALLISTERS universe. Before heading off to work, Debbie asks Brent if he had remembered to take out the trash. An absur...
Awesome take out of a bunch of videos!
Mandarin Chinese Take-Out Food Wars - Prank Call
Two different Chinese Take-Out Food Restaurants thought the other restaurant called them. Watch the hilarity happens where they go to war, thanks to the powe...
Why Mom's Shouldn't Ride Motorcycles
Not just because they might take out their own wheelchair bound mother but also because they might get humped by another relative.
Snowboarder Takes Out Model
Looking back, she was placed in a bad spot.
Mountain Dew White Out Focus Group: Trailer
What happens when we let JB Smoove take over a Mountain Dew White Out focus group? Watch the trailer for a preview!
My Friend Steve
Soap Operas Have Run Out Of Ideas
The Sit and Wait
The Record Collector
Preface to Being Jaded: Pretty Boys
What's behind his pretty smile
No Problem Season 1: Ep. 1 Girlfriend
So Long, Mary...
"We need to figure this out".
Man vs. Poison
The Stoners & The Robber
THE TANGLED WEBS WE TYPE
Body, Mind, Spirit
Hush Money - The Heist
No Choice Microwave Meals
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Commercial spoof of "The Snuggie". Get Grabbie™ - The Reaching Extender! The Grabbie™ is easy to use, and is helpful with reaching far away objects. Grab ...
He's an Eight year old cop with a mission to take out the bad guys, whoever they may be... even his dad!
The Humping Kid
A Take Out From The Aeneid Remake.
PSA - Contact Lenses
Life is dangerous. Don't forget to do the little things to keep yourself safe. Take out your contact lenses before you go to sleep. It's the responsible thin...
Franklin for Short
Franklin for Short play a live 15min set. Track 1. Franklin For Short - Red Tide , Track 2. Franklin For Short - Brother Bird , Track 3. Franklin For Short...
Roger Goodell's Press Conference Interrupted
Benjy from The Howard Stern Show gets taken out of the press conference screaming, "Don't take me to the elevator".
13 Photos of Just Another Day at School
Sure the photos are strange, but the <em>real</em> weird thing is that so many people have their phones out in class to take pictures???
For all you southerners with a sweaty ass. Produced by Burton Nance Lyrics: Well hello everybody and guess who’s back? I’ve just been hanging out an...
I've Got Munchies- Takes A Bite Out Of Pizza Fries
Mary Jane gets an eviction notice and needs to move, so she makes pizza fries to energize her to pack. Also featuring funny videos from: ABU Films, The Talen...
I've Got Munchies- Takes A Bite Of Ice Cream Sandwich Cake
Watch Mary Jane figure out why everyone is congratulating her on a 10th Anniversary. She makes an Ice Cream Sandwich Cake to help celebrate with her friends....