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What really goes on in the take-out Chinese restaurants?
suicide is painless but i prefer to eat chinese food take out or buffet when im high
I like to eat out very late at night & theres only one place to go if you want cold tea after hours with your duck, and thats chinese food, so i wrote this s...
A short action comedy about good service, bad jokes and a waitress who loses her shit.
This short is part of the FINDING THE KALLISTERS universe. Before heading off to work, Debbie asks Brent if he had remembered to take out the trash. An absur...
Awesome take out of a bunch of videos!
Mandarin Chinese Take-Out Food Wars - Prank Call
Two different Chinese Take-Out Food Restaurants thought the other restaurant called them. Watch the hilarity happens where they go to war, thanks to the powe...
Why Mom's Shouldn't Ride Motorcycles
Not just because they might take out their own wheelchair bound mother but also because they might get humped by another relative.
Snowboarder Takes Out Model
Looking back, she was placed in a bad spot.
Mountain Dew White Out Focus Group: Trailer
What happens when we let JB Smoove take over a Mountain Dew White Out focus group? Watch the trailer for a preview!
Rabid Weight Loss
A Socialite's Burning Man Survival Guide.
Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Wont Believe What Happens Next!
Old Timey Celebrity Advice
I'm A Brony
a Sketch by Hate Mail
No Selfie Zone! SELFIE PRANK
Saturdays In The Park
So Long, Mary...
Commercial spoof of "The Snuggie". Get Grabbie™ - The Reaching Extender! The Grabbie™ is easy to use, and is helpful with reaching far away objects. Grab ...
He's an Eight year old cop with a mission to take out the bad guys, whoever they may be... even his dad!
The Humping Kid
A Take Out From The Aeneid Remake.
PSA - Contact Lenses
Life is dangerous. Don't forget to do the little things to keep yourself safe. Take out your contact lenses before you go to sleep. It's the responsible thin...
17 Must-Have Fashion Trends for Back-to-School
It’s back to school time and that means one thing — back-to-school shopping. Take the guesswork out of this fall’s hottest fashions with this guide to everyt...
Take A Selfie ('Cause It's Not Vain)
For all the selfie-taking addicts out there...here's some more incentive to take another selfie.
Do you ever feel like you are trapped in bed by a Japanese bed demon? I do. Bed Demon starring Chuck McCarthy Amanda Mancini Simon Bingham writ...
Hey Groot! - Guardians of the Galaxy Parody
Join the Guardians of the Galaxy as they rock out to their number one hit single "Hey Groot!"
TANG TANG (Parody - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang)
TANG! It's a kick in the glass! #BringTangBack Starring: Maggie Clancy, Paul Hennessy, Chris Osterndorf, and Joe Hollywood as Tang Man Director of Photog...
"BATSUIT" Music Video w/ Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Harley and Ivy
Batman has met his match. And she wants to grab his ass. Racy, Geeky Pop Album "Jennifer Zhang VS" Album featuring the single "Batsuit," "Space Cowboy" an...