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I Deserve Money From Rich People - Elisa | Speakers Corner
Elisa and her wonder dog are upset by all the rich people in New York City who don't share their wealth. Rich people don't know PROBLEMS! Elisa's got problem...
Stupid Technology Is Stupid - Jill | Speakers Corner
Jill is an independent woman who can work things manually. There's no need for superfluous technology in her life. She rants about the inconvenience of autom...
I Hate Baseball - Ken | Speakers Corner
Ken hasn't watched a baseball game since 1983. So, no, he's not a fan of the game. So stop effing asking him! And, even if he were, he wouldn't be rooting fo...
I Hate Men's Toes - Simon | Speakers Corner
Simon rants about his hatred for men's toes. He especially dislikes it when men flaunt their ugly digits in flip flops and birkenstocks. When Simon was in th...
O.J. Simpson Effed Up - R | Speakers Corner
FOX is developing a new mini-series based on the O.J. Simpson Trial. R just can't believe it. He doesn't understand why O.J. is still getting so much attenti...
Rosie Is A Class Act And Trump Is A Jerk - Benedict | Speakers Corner
Benedict is a little miffed by Trumps jerkiness. Who asks to have someone pay for an autographed copy of their book!?! Not Rosie O'Donnell. According to Bene...
Pimp My Ride, Pimp My Gear, NYC! - Edwin | Speakers Corner
Edwin goes off on an epic rant about the state of Union Square in NYC. Why can't we live in visual harmony? People are always trying to sell stupid products ...
Push It To The Limit - Travis | Speakers Corner
Travis is very disappointed in our current state of Rock n' Roll. He thinks we need more bands like Metallica and Led Zeppelin. Everything else is poop. We n...
Think About Peace - Michael | Speakers Corner
This rant is short and sweet. We need to think about peace. It won't be easy, but it's what we need to do. Everyday people speaking their mind about anyth...
Why Do I Have To Rant? - Sebastian | Speakers Corner
There's a fine line between ranting and rambling. Sebastian teeters on that line but fate pushes him straight. While he speaks of quiet he receives a phone c...
There Is No Life But Life - Alexander | Speakers Corner
A beautiful rant from Alexander on life, religion and...well...life. He speaks of a new life language. Something with more heart and soul than that of old, d...
Stop Talking In The Movie Theater - Michael | Speakers Corner
It's quite simple. And Michael is asking you nicely. Please, for the love of whatever God you worship, stop...talkING...IN...THEMOVIETHEATEREERRE!!!!! She ca...
You Don't Gotta Pepper Spray Me In The Face - Alexis | Speakers Corner
Just because Alexis' skin is tan, it doesn't mean that he's Mexican. Or Cuban. Or...a thief? Apparently Alexis gets confused for all of these things. He just...
I'm Tired of What's Going On In Our Country - Richard | Speakers Corner
Richard is a homeless American and he is sick of the controlling government. He believes American citizens and politicians can be bought, but Richard is not ...
I Can't Go To School For Photography - Dana | Speakers Corner
Dana and her friend have some things to get off of their chest. Dana's mother won't let her study photography in college and her friend gets pissed off at th...
Hangovers Are Hard - Tim | Speakers Corner
Tim had a rough night. And now, he's hungover. Ugh... We HATE hangovers. As punishment, we make Tim do an extended rant!
Apartment Hunting In New York City - Giancarla | Speakers Corner
Apartment hunting can be difficult wherever you're looking. If you're like Giancarla and looking in NYC, its even harder! Brokers look to take advantage of y...
I Hate Oreo Cookies - Richard | Speakers Corner
Richard isn't talking about our tasty, cream-filled dessert. No no no. He's talking about, "black faces in high places." Richard's rant is not for the faint ...
More Jobs In The Film Industry - Robert | Speakers Corner
Robert has some lofty aspirations for himself. If New York City would get some more jobs in the film industry, he thinks he could star in his own movie!
At The End Of The Day... - Anthony | Speakers Corner
There are lots of annoying phrases out there, but Anthony hates one in particular. "At the end of the day..." has taken over the world! He rants about how ev...
Stop Listening To The Mainstream Media - Rhodes | Speakers Corner
First of all, we love Rhodes' attitude. He rants about social security and the environment with great enthusiasm. But his message gets a little lost. Stop li...