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LEGITIMATE: Shutting The Whole Thing Down
Inside a vagina, the female reproductive system sets out to "shut the whole thing down" during a "legitimate rape". *Material provided by Todd Akin.
Siri - Also For Lonely Shut-ins
Siri isn't just for rich celebrities with awesome lives. Lonely Shut-ins use her too.
The Guidelines for Next Year’s “Eyes Wide Shut” Fuck Party
As fun as last night's Eyes Wide Shut Fuck Party was, here are a few ways to make next year’s EWSFP even better!
Witherspoon - S.T.D.(Shut the Door)(Live Acoustic at Caffe Latte Expresso)
Devin, the singer of Witherspoon, singing their first single Shut the Door at Caffe Latte Expresso.
Freaky - Hypnotist gets eyes stuck shut
Hypnotist The Incredible BORIS gets eyes glued shut at a university frosh week show. You won't believe your eyes. www.comedywood.com
Santa GETS Shut out Of McDonalds
I mean here Santa is trying to get some food for his raindeer and Mrs Claus. AND they SHUT him out and will not even TAKE him in on the very cold night
MOVIE REMIX: Eyes Wide Shut Orgy!
An alternative way Kubrick could have edited the disturbing orgy scene from Eyes Wide Shut.
Shut Up Jen!
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston FIGHT! Shut up, Jen!!!