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STDs: Pros and Cons
Captain Clamp has a chat with cast mate Steven Boyer about a serious subject: Herpes of the Eye.
Women: Vaginal Teeth or Beaks?
Episode 1 of Grog Talk, an informal talk show about men's issues, hosted by the fearsome yet affectionate pirate Captain Clamp, of the dread puppetship Jolly...
Comfortable With Shrimp
A man interviews to become chef aboard a ship.
Sea Captain's Creepy Collection
This salty sea captain seeks the Kraken's treasure. But he has an odd affinity for porcelain China dolls that his crew just can't got on board with.
Episode 17: The Tale of THE SEA LION: GHOST SHIP OF THE SEVEN SEAS
Avast Ye! For many a year the tale of the Sea Lion has surrounded a small coastal town. Legend becomes reality when the Ghost Ship of the Seven Seas appears ...
Somalian Pirates We!
Captain Cartman, better known by his pirate name; Fatbeard gets a new ship and then gets his crew into ship shape.
Not Your Blood, Sir!
Five high society folks are stuck on a sinking ship... and there's only one way to save themselves...
Bridey uses ancestry.com to find out about her family!