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Sophie reads Sara a sexy text and then the conversation turns to masturbation.
Short skit about a guy who gets caught up in a lie after his girlfriend catches him texting another girl.
Sexy Text Message Takes Unexpected Turn
Apparently, flirting in the modern age involves donating pajamas. (via <a target="blank" style="font-style: italic;" href="http://the-perks-of-being-ruby.tum...
22 Insanely Desperate Text Messages (NSFW)
Be warned, these desperate texts from the opposite sex may make you cringe.
Machete Don't Text.
Danny Trejo never advocates violence... but sometimes.... you just gotta....
Two vampires trying to be sexy get a little ahead of themselves.
mister cab driver im going to take the fucking bus
i do a directors style commentary over a cab driver song, why i dont fucking no, ask the fucking cab driver maybe he knows, if hes not too busy talking on hi...
Ashkon: "Hot Tubbin'" -- OFFICIAL CUT
Song now Available on ITUNES!!!!! *RINGTONE! Text "DJSTRONG 50" to 69937 to get Ashkon's Hot Tubbin' On the Late Night RINGTONE! *MYSPACE! Hit Ashkon on h...
Dude Scares Hot Girfriend
My boyfriend texted me and told me to go upstairs to check the messages he sent me on msn (he was supposedly at his place). To my surprise, he had his roomma...
She is attracted to your body heat... The alien text says "LETS F*CK" haha! ...DILLON, YOU SON OF A BITCH! https://www.threadless.com/product/5855/Pinup_Pre...
Do you ever feel like you are trapped in bed by a Japanese bed demon? I do. Bed Demon starring Chuck McCarthy Amanda Mancini Simon Bingham writ...
Cat Bath - A Sexual Awakening
This is a dramatic re-enactment of an unintentionally graphic text message from my mom regarding the bath of my cat.
Dyeing Amber's Carpet to Match Her Drapes!
Wes is sitting bored on his couch when his sexy friend Amber texts him...she is finally ready to dye her carpet to match her drapes...she was going to strip ...
THREE SHADES OF BECCA BATTOE
The Movie Guys' theory is that the "Fifty Shades of Grey" audiobook is sexy because of its narrator, Becca Battoe. But can she make any text sexy? From...
Don't text and drive kids!
donuts on hold
written, performed and made by me on my phone.
Let's Get Physics Y'all with Megan Amram, Nick Offerman, Rich Fulcher, and Steve Agee
'Science for Her' by Megan Amram is available Nov. 4. Order it at: AMAZON: http://www.amazon.com/Science-For-Her-Megan-Amram/dp/1476757887/ ITUNES: htt...