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Receipt S Videos, Receipt S Pictures, and Receipt S Articles
How Much Bigger Are Sales Receipts Going to Get?
Today I bought 9 items at CVS pharmacy and out of the register came 39 inches of receipt!
18MMW News: "Racist Receipts" with special guest anchor Lee Ann Kim
18 Mighty Mountain Warrior News focus on "Racist Receipts," and Chink in the Armor!
This is what happens, CVS, when you give me galactically long receipts. I make smarmy drawings about it.
THE RECEIPT is an exciting roller-coaster ride about two star-crossed lovers who only have minutes to change the course of their lives. In the vein of the Eu...
Man in the Box - Business Expenses
http://www.runawaybox.com Accounting finds some curious receipts under Greg's business expenses. Greg's boss is not happy.
Zig Zag Man Receipt
Zig Zag Man Mystical Walmart Receipt
Was a crime actually committed if there's a receipt?
papa johns meet lady chinky eyes, hey pappa your a racist fuck
what happens when a korean lady walks into a papa johns, ya you guessed it, thats right there just as racist as dominoes and they call her lady chinky eyes w...
we build this pizza parlour on racist slurs dominate hos
i would like a side of racism with my pizza please. thanks a lot dominos for your nice comments on my receipt, fuck papa johns or dominoes im going to little...
Patrice O'Neal on White Guy Crimes
Patrice O'Neal points out the very obvious differences between white guy crimes and black guy crimes.
Mitt Romney's Tax Return Hunt
It's not that Mitt Romney won't release his tax returns, he can't. Cause he can't remember where he put them.
Outstanding Achievements in Drug Use: Leaving a Tip
Too high to math.
The only thing that's certain is hair and taxes.
Toxic McDonald's Breakfast
Toxic McDonald's Breakfast. This video was made due to receiving too many toxic breakfasts from the restaurant featured in the receipt.
Face It, The Contents of Your Taco Party Pack Aren't That Important
(via <a target="blank" style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2avp50/seems_like_he_was_having_a_pretty_good_day/">Reddit</a>)
Donut Shop Employee Pays Tribute to Mitch Hedberg via Ink and Paper
I'll take a dozen of these, please: (via buckwheatwaffle: http://redd.it/248ee3)