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'Primates of Park Avenue' by Wednesday Martin
Like an urban Dian Fossey, author and social researcher Wednesday Martin decodes the primate social behaviors of Upper East Side mothers while chronicling he...
'Primates of Park Avenue' Survival Tip #1: Charge or Be Charged
Author Wednesday Martin describes a ritual unique to high-ranking females on Manhattan's Upper East Side. Her memoir 'Primates of Park Avenue' lifts a veil o...
'Primates of Park Avenue' Survival Tip #3: Don't Have an Ass
Author Wednesday Martin explains the relationship between success and body fat among the women of Manhattan's Upper East Side. Her memoir, 'Primates of Park ...
'Primates of Park Avenue' Survival Tip #2: Kale Juice = Magical Elixir
Author Wednesday Martin reveals the secret potion which the women of Manhattan's Upper East Side believe will enhance vitality and lengthen their lives. Her ...
Sex with Wild Animals - Primate Rape
Enjoy the classic nostalgia of this 1950's nature documentary starring world renowned adventurist and animal rapist, Spook Handjob.
Monkey Condom Testing
...ever wonder what really goes on in animal testing labs? Find out in this clip about primates in captivity. John Powers uses comedy to remind people of a...
Chimp Plays Pacman
It's impressive, but it's hard to tell if he's having any fun.
HBOs GIRLS of SILICON VALLEY
How to Use the F Word
Blind Taste Test
Business Work: New Initiative
Primates Can Cook! Chimp Celebrity Chef Cookbooks Hit The Shelves
Learn how to no get poo-poo in foods with Celebrity Chef Kanzi's new cookbook.
S.O.P.s (Standard Operating Procedures or Secret Operation Primate?)
SOPs at work getting on your nerves? Well it's better than the alternative....
5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist
Since the beginning of time humans have loved our primate ancestors. We have monkeys as pets, we stare at chimpanzees in the zoo, and we watch movies with go...
Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey
A man gets a little help on a first date from his primate personal butler.
Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle
A song about healthy snacking LYRICS: Yo, Ha Haaaaa, Healthy Snacks Baby I'm a Banana, and I've got skin like Homer The ideal breakfast that shaped l...
The introductory story of an elite SWAT team made up of primates. They are heavily armed, extremely capable, and do not grasp the seriousness of the consequ...
Who Knew? with Eliza Jameson
My friend, Eliza Jameson, is a zoology major at the local community college. She always finds out interesting facts about animals. She just came back from a ...
OFF-AIR, Part 6: It's Finally Over
Earl barges into the office of station news director Dan Wolfe and demands an explanation for his sabotaged weather segment during the show. Meanwhile, the n...