Primate Videos, Primate Pictures, and Primate Articles
Video Chimp Plays Pacman
Added Chimp Plays Pacman
from That Happened!
It's impressive, but it's hard to tell if he's having any fun.
Time: 2:48
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Views: 269
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Rating: 67% Funny
List 5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of th...
Added 5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist
by Keith Saltojanes
Since the beginning of time humans have loved our primate ancestors. We have monkeys as pets, we stare at chimpanzees in the zoo, and we watch movies with gorillas in them. Right now, the number o...
Views: 4,005
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Rating: 85% Funny
Video Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey
Added Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey
from Duncan Birmingham
A man gets a little help on a first date from his primate personal butler.
Time: 2:40
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Views: 8,744
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Rating: 76% Funny
Video Who Knew? with Eliza Jameson
Added Who Knew? with Eliza Jameson
from Hayden Fongheiser
My friend, Eliza Jameson, is a zoology major at the local community college. She always finds out interesting facts about animals. She just came back from a trip where she found...
Time: 1:45
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Views: 725
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Rating: 75% Funny
Video Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle
Added Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle
from Led432
A song about healthy snacking
LYRICS:
Yo, Ha Haaaaa, Healthy Snacks Baby
I'm a Banana, and I've got skin like Homer
The ideal breakfast that shaped like a Boner
I'm hea...
Time: 0:53
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Views: 104
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Rating: 90% Funny
Video OFF-AIR, Part 6: It's Finally Over
Added OFF-AIR, Part 6: It's Finally Over
from OffAir
Earl barges into the office of station news director Dan Wolfe and demands an explanation for his sabotaged weather segment during the show. Meanwhile, the newscast finally wrap...
Time: 2:41
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Views: 34
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video Story Meeting
Added Story Meeting
from evilprimate
A completely factual documentary that provides rare insight into the creative process of Evil Primate.
Spoiler alert: there isn't much of one.
Time: 7:11
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Views: 23
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Sniper Monkeys
Added Sniper Monkeys
by snipermonkeez
The introductory story of an elite SWAT team made up of primates. They are heavily armed, extremely capable, and do not grasp the seriousness of the consequences of heavy artillery fire.
Views: 214
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Sex with Wild Animals - Primate Rape
Added Sex with Wild Animals - Primate Rape
from Matthew Ellsworth
Enjoy the classic nostalgia of this 1950's nature documentary starring world renowned adventurist and animal rapist, Spook Handjob.
Time: 2:06
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Views: 446
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Rating: 64% Funny
Video Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle
Added Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle
from Led432
A song about healthy snacking
LYRICS:
Yo, Ha Haaaaa, Healthy Snacks Baby
I'm a Banana, and I've got skin like Homer
The ideal breakfast that shaped like a Boner
I'm hea...
Time: 0:53
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Views: 104
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Rating: 90% Funny
Article S.O.P.s (Standard Operating Procedures ...
Added S.O.P.s (Standard Operating Procedures or Secret Operation Primate?)
by Tutsox
SOPs at work getting on your nerves? Well it's better than the alternative....
Views: 62
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video Yo booty stank!!
Added Yo booty stank!!
from Sabian08
http://www.youtube.com/sabo3051
The buttocks are formed by the masses of the gluteal muscles or 'glutes' (the gluteus maximus muscle and the gluteus medius muscle) superimposed...
Time: 0:46
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Views: 79
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Rating: 50% Funny
List 5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of th...
Added 5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist
by Keith Saltojanes
Since the beginning of time humans have loved our primate ancestors. We have monkeys as pets, we stare at chimpanzees in the zoo, and we watch movies with gorillas in them. Right now, the number o...
Views: 4,005
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Rating: 85% Funny
Video "Feed the Homeless (to each other)" fro...
Added "Feed the Homeless (to each other)" from Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles
from jasonquinlan
If you like cannibalism, fetus football, blood soaked money-shots or are just tired of homeless assholes: This is the video for you!
Time: 1:47
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Views: 71
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Rating: 50% Funny
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