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Chimp Plays Pacman

Chimp Plays Pacman from That Happened!
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Chimp Plays Pacman from It's impressive, but it's hard to tell if he's having any fun.
Time: 2:48   |   Views: 269   |   Rating: 67% Funny

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5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of th...

5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist from Keith Saltojanes
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5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist by Since the beginning of time humans have loved our primate ancestors. We have monkeys as pets, we stare at chimpanzees in the zoo, and we watch movies with gorillas in them. Right now, the number o...
Views: 4,004   |   Rating: 85% Funny

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Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey

Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey from Duncan Birmingham
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Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey from A man gets a little help on a first date from his primate personal butler.
Time: 2:40   |   Views: 8,742   |   Rating: 75% Funny

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Who Knew? with Eliza Jameson

Who Knew? with Eliza Jameson from Hayden Fongheiser
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Who Knew? with Eliza Jameson from My friend, Eliza Jameson, is a zoology major at the local community college. She always finds out interesting facts about animals. She just came back from a trip where she found...
Time: 1:45   |   Views: 722   |   Rating: 75% Funny

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Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle

Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle from Led432
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Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle from A song about healthy snacking LYRICS: Yo, Ha Haaaaa, Healthy Snacks Baby I'm a Banana, and I've got skin like Homer The ideal breakfast that shaped like a Boner I'm hea...
Time: 0:53   |   Views: 104   |   Rating: 90% Funny

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OFF-AIR, Part 6: It's Finally Over

OFF-AIR, Part 6: It's Finally Over from OffAir
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OFF-AIR, Part 6: It's Finally Over from Earl barges into the office of station news director Dan Wolfe and demands an explanation for his sabotaged weather segment during the show. Meanwhile, the newscast finally wrap...
Time: 2:41   |   Views: 33   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Story Meeting

Story Meeting from evilprimate
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Story Meeting from A completely factual documentary that provides rare insight into the creative process of Evil Primate. Spoiler alert: there isn't much of one.
Time: 7:11   |   Views: 23   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Sniper Monkeys

Sniper Monkeys from snipermonkeez
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Sniper Monkeys by The introductory story of an elite SWAT team made up of primates. They are heavily armed, extremely capable, and do not grasp the seriousness of the consequences of heavy artillery fire.
Views: 214   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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Sex with Wild Animals - Primate Rape

Sex with Wild Animals - Primate Rape from Matthew Ellsworth
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Sex with Wild Animals - Primate Rape from Enjoy the classic nostalgia of this 1950's nature documentary starring world renowned adventurist and animal rapist, Spook Handjob.
Time: 2:06   |   Views: 434   |   Rating: 64% Funny

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Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle

Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle from Led432
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Gangster Banana - Rap Freestyle from A song about healthy snacking LYRICS: Yo, Ha Haaaaa, Healthy Snacks Baby I'm a Banana, and I've got skin like Homer The ideal breakfast that shaped like a Boner I'm hea...
Time: 0:53   |   Views: 104   |   Rating: 90% Funny

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Lack of Cable - Day Two

Lack of Cable - Day Two from DrunkenMaster0
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Lack of Cable - Day Two by A group of 18 yr old boys rent a beach house for the summer, this is what happens.
Views: 59   |   Rating: 67% Funny

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S.O.P.s (Standard Operating Procedures ...

S.O.P.s (Standard Operating Procedures or Secret Operation Primate?) from Tutsox
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S.O.P.s (Standard Operating Procedures or Secret Operation Primate?) by SOPs at work getting on your nerves? Well it's better than the alternative....
Views: 60   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Man Falls to Death in Skydiving Acciden...

Man Falls to Death in Skydiving Accident After Losing Monkey Twin Brother from Derrick Dean
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Man Falls to Death in Skydiving Accident After Losing Monkey Twin Brother by Man Falls to Death in Skydiving Accident After Losing Monkey Twin Brother
Views: 120   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Notorious Cartoon Mysteries From A Man ...

Notorious Cartoon Mysteries From A Man Child from davida95
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Notorious Cartoon Mysteries From A Man Child by If you thought that cartoons have been completely up front with you, then your completely wrong. . . hahahaha your wrong!
Views: 1,116   |   Rating: 43% Funny