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Jizz In My Friend's Face
Never interrupt someone while they're beating.
Davey's Gotta Do Some Stuff
One man's musical journey through an ordinary day filled with tram inspectors, over-extended arguments, horny hot chicks, car chase scenes and premature ejac...
Why can't Rachel Dolezal be more like Sandra Bland?
Sandra Bland is a hero to be celebrated, and a life extinguished prematurely.
My Team Missed the Super Bowl (Oh No) Song
Directed by: Jeff Nixon Shot by : Drew Bienemann Edited by: Chad Neidt Facestalk: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Chad-Neidt/44639154643 Twitt...
This week’s Boobs of the Week are the Nobel Peace Prize Committee!
Welcome to Boob of the Week, where we celebrate International Incidents of Incomprehensible Idiocy! Or, at least, today we do. Now, don’t get us wrong… we’re...
The Guzman Show Teaser Trailer
Warning: The Guzman Show has been known to cause uncomfortable laughter, stomach aches, premature labor, deportation, and an urge to run to the nearest churc...
My Least Favorite Words - I Light Up My Life: The Mark Sam Celebrity Autobiography
You're probably wondering which words won't be among the 3,091,425 contained in my star-studded celebrity autobiography. Here are some of the words that are ...
Intercepted: Alien Distress Call
//PRESS RELEASE - CUFON HQ, Wells, Nevada// The following statement, printed on a scrap of wastepaper found in the vicinity of Union Station, Washington, ...
I am Copper Man! Has quartz rock for mind? Cu fucking 29 Can he at all stagger? Or if he moves will be like Jagger? Has his coil collapsed? premature...
Super Villain Rehab 109 "Twittering Twat Account"
Back for his 2nd therapeutic session with Dr. Cannibal is the pants wetting, premature ejaculating dictator of Latvia The Iron Mask. In this episode we lear...
I prematurely lament about my inexorable march to death, confront the issue of Colbert having the same material as me, and I explore some alternative handout...
Ninjas Vs. Chinafrican (battle of 1673)
The Chinafrican clan had found the sacred waterfountain within the perilous lands forged by bristol board greatness. Alas the ninjas from another place desce...
The Pain of Puss.
Sweet Jill got ripped and slashed George with a shard from a busted window. Dr. Greg, also trashed, advised a premature removal of the stitches for kicks.
T.V.'s - Amy Winehouse Lives On
Amy Winehouse may have left us prematurely, but at least she was able to help someone else before moving on
Hated On Mostly: Finding Bromance
Every guy needs a little bomance in their lives.
Dundalk: The new fragrance from Tasteless Buds. A perfume ad like none you've ever seen! https://www.facebook.com/tastelessbuds
What She's Thinking Vs. What He's Thinking During Sex
Emily explains what she's thinking vs. what he's thinking during sex. Here's what she's thinking during sex: Please let me orgasm this one time. PLEASE.....
She's Out Of My League: Bedroom Scene
Kirk, an average Joe, can’t believe his luck when gorgeous babe Molly falls for him. Now he has to make the relationship work, even though he’s the first to ...