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Aren't You Afraid Of The Dark? Ep. 1
Let's Get Crafty: Pumpkin Carving Fun (NOT a competition, Sarah)
The Redbox Slasher
How To Carve A Pumpkin
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
American Horror Story Clown Reject
ON HALLOWEEN YOU CAN - IDENTITY CRUSH
Horror Movie Killer Attorney
5MSS Halloween Short
Making Elton John Proud
Saw: HEAD Trap
Ron Johnston - 'Hocus Pocus' Prop Master
The Catholic Communion Dealer - Foil Arms and Hog feat. Dave McSavage
Thigh Gap Jeans
EXPN: Sunday Night Exorcism
How Not To Make Black Friends
blackfriends "episode two" feat: Jay Phillips
how not to make blackfriends
The Exchange Between AMC and Jon Hamm Regarding His Massive Penis
Jon Hamm has come under fire as Mad Men crew members have complained that due to the tight pants the characters wear, his infamous penis is causing a distrac...
"Such a Small Penis": Jokes for Tues., Aug. 7
Brian writes monologue jokes every day. “This is one of those days,” to misquote Fred Durst. You can find more at http://brianunderstands.tumblr.com and tell...
Updated Comics: Dilbert With His Penis Hanging Out
In the grand tradition of 'Garfield Minus Garfield', every two weeks we'll be presenting another classic comic strip that's been slightly tweaked to drastica...
Two or more slurpees each day increase penis size.
Dr. Bawdy sexual research, penis size studies
A short bit from one of the greatest standup comedians of all time.
5 Pet Names For Your Penis
a short list of pet names for your penis guaranteed to repulse all women except those living in new jersey.
Penis Jokes Are Awesome! (Your Highness)
Blake expresses his joy for 'Your Highness' through the art of Photoshop, or maybe MS Paint.
Stand-up Comedy From The Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis
"So a guy walks into a bar and cuts off his own penis..."
"A Black Man's Penis": Monologue Jokes for Mon., April 30
Brian writes monologue jokes every day. This is one of those days. He may or may not be incarcerated. You can find more at http://brianunderstands.tumblr.com...
A NEW PENIS
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 7
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from Japanese poetry to Halloween costumes.
50 Signs Your Penis is Out
A list of ways to tell if your penis isn't in your pants.
- Joke - Penile Delinquent
Just another little boy being absurdly inappropriate.
Links! Dumb and Dumber Quotes You Should Still Be Using Every Day, the Fantastic Mystery of Shaq's Penis and More!
This week's best links are real dumb, but also real sexy.
The Black People Song
I'm ashamed at myself for creating this..... psyche! Pre-order "This Is My Brain On Music" for 50% OFF til 11/24! ALBUM LINK: https://itunes.apple.com/...
The Nagging Hand
After tugging the ol' balls and chain, Nishat is ready for bed. Unfortunately his slumber is soon interrupted by his nagging right hand. Dialog ensues.
Modern Medical Miracles, Ep III: The Rainy Day Blues
The Doctor Is In! And in today's refreshing adventure, he's helping a friend who's decidedly "UNDER THE WEATHER." Can he turn that frown upside down? Can...
SEX with a STATUE!
I had SEX with a STATUE! BOOBS! BREASTS! I made LOVE to a BRICK! I've got that BRICK IN YO FACE!! MIAMI ZOO! Statues are beautiful! They have been touched by...
Art in my coffee
Art in my coffee