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Dirty Dolls in Chinatown

Dirty Dolls in Chinatown from blacktopperp
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Dirty Dolls in Chinatown from Kurt loves everything Asian. Sally binds her feet in subservience to Kurt. When they travel to Chinatown they run into Chan - a member of Yakuza...and big fan of Melt Banana....
Time: 8:13   |   Views: 123   |   Rating: 89% Funny

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Gay In The UK video blog (Ep. 37): Gay ...

Gay In The UK video blog (Ep. 37): Gay Music Special from gayintheuk
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Gay In The UK video blog (Ep. 37): Gay Music Special from New Gay Music, New Gay Politicians, A New Gay advert and your old friends RYAN HAYNES and TIM MACAVOY, all in the new GAY IN THE UK! Pride season is upon us and, as we bring ...
Time: 17:14   |   Views: 337   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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The News Show 19 - 6/26/09

The News Show 19 - 6/26/09 from fireballmcnamara
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The News Show 19 - 6/26/09 from the coming and going, to-ings and fro-ings, humming and so-what-ing of all the gossip, heresay and God's Honest Truth of the so-called "civilized world." And probably a good dea...
Time: 5:36   |   Views: 94   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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DARE RANT! Capn Cannabis on the “NEW D...

DARE RANT!  Capn Cannabis on the “NEW DARE” Program from cannabischorus
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DARE RANT! Capn Cannabis on the “NEW DARE” Program from Screw DARE! Okay- don’t screw dare. How else would I have known what weed looked like unless DARE showed it to me in seventh grade?? Thanks officer! I knew what it looked like a...
Time: 3:52   |   Views: 260   |   Rating: 88% Funny

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The Best and Worst Examples of Legally...

The  Best and Worst Examples of Legally Changing Your Name from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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The Best and Worst Examples of Legally Changing Your Name by Some of us willingly elect to burden ourselves with a name that makes everyone who meets you want to travel back in time and punch your mother in the ovaries. Others, however, are pure win. See if ...
Views: 13,630   |   Rating: 81% Funny

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The Orientation of College Survival

The Orientation of College Survival  from WOLFMANHEATH
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The Orientation of College Survival by This is a "how to" guide for new college goers. A "how to" on getting through college without being raped or addicted to drugs.
Views: 475   |   Rating: 85% Funny

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1893 Columbian Exposition

1893 Columbian Exposition from denis with one S
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1893 Columbian Exposition by Some of the favored booths at the 1893 World's Columbian Expo in Chicago
Views: 93   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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A Rich White Lady Reviews Ethnic Restau...

A Rich White Lady Reviews Ethnic Restaurants: Kabab Grill from thehungryclown
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A Rich White Lady Reviews Ethnic Restaurants: Kabab Grill by Kitty Stuyvesant is a rich white lady. She used to review the best restaurants in the world. Now she reviews the shitty ethnic places you refuse to try.
Views: 7,648   |   Rating: 46% Funny

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The Best and Worst Examples of Legally...

The  Best and Worst Examples of Legally Changing Your Name from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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The Best and Worst Examples of Legally Changing Your Name by Some of us willingly elect to burden ourselves with a name that makes everyone who meets you want to travel back in time and punch your mother in the ovaries. Others, however, are pure win. See if ...
Views: 13,630   |   Rating: 81% Funny

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A Rich White Lady Reviews Ethnic Restau...

A Rich White Lady Reviews Ethnic Restaurants: Kabab Grill from thehungryclown
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A Rich White Lady Reviews Ethnic Restaurants: Kabab Grill by Kitty Stuyvesant is a rich white lady. She used to review the best restaurants in the world. Now she reviews the shitty ethnic places you refuse to try.
Views: 7,648   |   Rating: 46% Funny

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What if cows...were turtles?

What if cows...were turtles? from shalombitchez
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What if cows...were turtles? by A beautiful, heart-wrenching poem
Views: 49   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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The Orientation of College Survival

The Orientation of College Survival  from WOLFMANHEATH
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The Orientation of College Survival by This is a "how to" guide for new college goers. A "how to" on getting through college without being raped or addicted to drugs.
Views: 475   |   Rating: 85% Funny

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California Poppy?

California Poppy?: a Caption Contest by jasoncox
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California Poppy? Did anyone know opium grows in California?
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1893 Columbian Exposition

1893 Columbian Exposition from denis with one S
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1893 Columbian Exposition by Some of the favored booths at the 1893 World's Columbian Expo in Chicago
Views: 93   |   Rating: 100% Funny