Opening Line Videos, Opening Line Pictures, and Opening Line Articles
Video Best Opening Joke EVER! - The Mummy 3
Best Opening Joke EVER! - The Mummy 3
from Jordan_Morris
Jordan Morris of Fuel TV throws down the greatest opening line of all time...too bad he doesn't have anything else.
www.fuel.tv
Time: 2:12
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Views: 2,057
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Rating: 76% Funny
Video The Line, Ep.5: Moon Dagger
The Line, Ep.5: Moon Dagger
from TheLine
Opening night is in site when a mysterious stranger arrives on line. Before long, Josh has been sucked into the most important trivia battle of his life.
Time: 4:12
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Views: 312
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video The Line, Ep 1: The FutureSpace Showdow...
The Line, Ep 1: The FutureSpace Showdown Begins
from TheLine
Josh and Duffy score the coveted first spot in line to see the new FutureSpace and not a moment too soon. With just 11 days to go before the movie opens, they find themselves in...
Time: 3:19
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Views: 281
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video The Line, Ep.6: Opening Night
The Line, Ep.6: Opening Night
from TheLine
It's finally opening night of FutureSpace, but "The Spoiler" has arrived to torment patrons with its secret ending.
Time: 4:28
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Views: 276
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video The Line, Ep.7: The End of The Line
The Line, Ep.7: The End of The Line
from TheLine
After eleven days of madness, pain and anarchy, our heroes have finally reached the finish line. But there's still one more test before the movie opens. And, unfortunately for o...
Time: 4:03
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Views: 305
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Rating: 94% Funny
Video The Open Mikers Docucomedy Ep 18
The Open Mikers Docucomedy Ep 18
from Chris Adams' Videos
Matt, Anthony, and Chris wait in line at Last Comic Standing.
Time: 2:48
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Views: 332
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Rating: 82% Funny
Video Baseball- Opening Day, Cliches and Ster...
Baseball- Opening Day, Cliches and Steroids
from kazanjianm
Coach gives interview to press, but Senator George Mitchell attends and twists Coach's trademark line - We take it one day at a time. A short Film by Merrill Kazanjian of merril...
Time: 2:06
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Views: 278
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Rating: 71% Funny
Article Job Line
Job Line
by Jim Brenneman
The obvious answer to the unemployment problem is to start paying people to look for work there in solving the unemployment problem and motivating people to work harder at looking for work. Of cour...
Views: 3,538
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Rating: 31% Funny
Article Internet Window Shopping
Internet Window Shopping
by Michael Casey
Internet Window Shopping ©
By Michael Casey
Well the Internet really is such a joy, I know this to be true, I also know it really is a great for window shopping. If you’re stuck at home...
Views: 27
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article All Things Bright and Beautiful
All Things Bright and Beautiful
by Michael Casey
All Things Bright and Beautiful ©
By Michael Casey
I haven’t written a non-pain piece in a while, so I’ll try and forget the pain and write something new. We’ve just had the half time holiday...
Views: 39
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Rating: 50% Funny
Picture Pressed Off
Pressed Off
Three panel cartoon, showing a disabled man approaching the mens bathroom entrance door but the handicap remote control door-opener button does not work. Then in the last frame is the punch line, ...
from PaulieWalnuts
Video "REAM RAPER" (to "Dream Weaver) re: Tex...
"REAM RAPER" (to "Dream Weaver) re: Texas law requiring "wand" insertion pre abortion
from bkerr3
"REAM RAPER" is "Loose Bruce" Kerr's latest parody of Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver" and protests the Texas law forcing on a woman vaginal wand insertion for a sonogram before all...
Time: 1:47
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Views: 21
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video How To Open A Beer Bottle With Your Eye...
How To Open A Beer Bottle With Your Eye Socket
from HowToLab
Stop opening your beer like a total loser and learn the trick that gets the ladies lining up.
Time: 1:37
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Views: 54
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Occupy Twilight
Occupy Twilight
from Skyler Stone
Skyler Stone occupies Twilight when he bumrushes a crew of losers waiting in line to see Breaking Dawn the night that it opened at midnight in LA. This is an episode for FOLLOW ...
Time: 5:23
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Views: 20,175
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Rating: 79% Funny



























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