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NYC MYSTERY TOURIST DOES NYC LIKE NO ONE BEFORE
I shake my middle aged Jewish booty all over NYC. What is amazing is that so many people pay me no attention whatsoever!
A Quicky with Singer - "Abortion Karma"
Bite sized chunk of my standup comedy for all you bastards with no attention span.
A Quicky with Singer - "Stripper Pole Mom"
Bite-sized chunks of my standup comedy for all you bastards with no attention span.
This kid has NO attention span. Birdy.
a secret of no secret just play when you train
There are no secrets in getting better at movement; a master knows more than trainees do about movement that’s all.... Do you still play like you did as a ki...
I have a confession to make. It’s been my dirty little secret and something I’ve tried to keep hidden from you for a while. I’m not proud to be telling you t...
The 8 Best Instances of Bill Murray Being Awesome with his Fans
TheChive.com recently released pictures of Bill Murray crashing a karaoke party. While it's certainly getting a lot of attention (understandable -- it IS Bil...
Dr*. Hansberger tries to get on 102.1 The Edge
Dr*. Ivan Hansberger tries to get some attention on 102.1 The Edge, a popular radio station in Toronto. Monday, August 9, 2010 7:10 AM
Rabid Weight Loss
A Socialite's Burning Man Survival Guide.
Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Wont Believe What Happens Next!
Old Timey Celebrity Advice
I'm A Brony
a Sketch by Hate Mail
No Selfie Zone! SELFIE PRANK
Saturdays In The Park
So Long, Mary...
Tweets From Abyss
Tweets from abyss- about a year ago I had the pleasure of meeting a man that claimed to be Medium John Edwards’s’s’s protégé. He is “Plato to Socrates.” Afte...
Decade Decay -No one is born a HOMOSEXUAL
HOMOSEXUALITY by ACMTC Staff . . . Sexual corruption is one of the chief symptoms of a sick and decaying society. The right ordering of the relatio...
I AM a Poet for pretentious poets everywhere
I’m a Poet © By Michael Casey I’m a poet, yes I am. I can rhyme mine with thine. Or whatever. I can repeat a verse two or three times, thinking its impro...
Winking Is Creepy
Match.com has a 'wink' feature to get someone's attention, but winking is creepy.
Don't Put No Tattoos On Your Ass-Butt - JC | Speakers Corner
JC hates it when ladies are scantly clad and get offended when he hits on them. If you don't want the attention, don't advertise for it! Maybe these ladies a...
Chicks with Dicks
GO CHECK SOSERIOUS ON FACEBOOK! SUBSCRIBE, MORE VIDS COMING SOON! Lyrics: On a party I've got one mission I'm a magician, don't need permission Score ...
Threesome. A Triple Axel. The Ole' Hat Trick. A Triumvirate. The Great. White. Whale. A Hope Diamond. The Lost City of Atlantis! Wait, what are we talking ab...
Itty Bitty Ditty - The Music Video
In this Ode to a lost love, the protagonist feels he never received the full attention, love and support from a girl that he has fallen for. He makes a vide...