New iPhone Features
Apple announced an updated version of the iPhone today. Here are some new features to look forward to.
- Ultra-high resolution camera designed specifically for dick pics.
- Additional bottom facing camera for dick pics.
- High intensity flash designed to evenly illuminate your dick.
- Secondary flash designed for balls.
- Separate designated folder for dick pics.
- New photo editing application that enables you tweak the size/girth/color of your dick.
- Easier access to dick pic applications like Snapchat and iMessage.
- Specially curated Apple Music playlists for dick pic photoshoots.
- Enhanced Voice Memo application, designed specifically to pick up sound-waves of your dick.
- Weather application now includes temperature of your dick.
- Notes application outfitted with special graph for logging the size of your dick on different days.
- Siri now loaded with hundreds of dick pic-taking tips.
- Apple Maps now pinpoints exact location of your dick.
- Two words: dick Emojis.
- Longer battery life.
