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I Google Myself - Erik Weiner
When I think about me I google myself.
How I Seize It #123: MILEY CYRUS
Laws i thot we dun hit the Bitch Ceelin whiff dat Linsee Lohan, but lurnin in the dark shaders was Diss Disney Hore! Put sum close on girl!!!! You Nassy. Te...
How I Seize It #113: ANN COULTER
Yall hurd ov govermint shutdowns, well I wish a brain-eetin ameeba would find its way up dis bitch’s brain and shut HER down. Dares few people on diss erf da...
How I Seize It #12: MORMONS
Yootaw iz got to be a fuckin land a make-baleev! Marmuns is sum crazy ass wayward sheeps. How can yu live without alkeehol and ciggerets? Thets bordarline u...
An Apology From The Dad In The “I Learned It By Watching You” PSA
"In retrospect, it totally makes sense that you learned it by watching me."
How I Seize It #6: TWILIGHT
Ya'll seen that saga movee 'Twilite?' Can wun of ya'lls get me back them two howrs of my life? Shit, that ain't no good vampur movee. I says them Dark Shadde...
How I Seize It #116: SHARKNADO
Well…dare is 2 hours ov my life I cant git back and I aint referrin to dem 4 AA meeing the cort made me go too. Iss diss Shark Tornado movie. I guess since e...
How I Seize It #5: GAY MARRIAGE
This heres anuther commentarie ov political contravershul ov the Gay Marrages. Help me wit this cuz im confuse bout why gays wanna marrys each uther. Ima be ...