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Masturbation written by Nick Thune Produced by Ruben Fleischer
Oscar's Best Handjob Award
One of the awards you won't see awarded at the Oscars will be for Best Handjob, which had many contenders this year.
King Masturbator: "If You Masturbated To The Fappening, Then You Must Also Masturbate To The Ashley Madison Leak"
The Lord Of All Who Beat Off has ruled on whether you should look at whose email addresses are in the Ashley Madison leak.
King Masturbator: Why Even I Am Not Masturbating To The Leaked Celebrity Nudes
King Masturbator, Lord of All Who Wank, weighs in on the celebrity nude photo leak scandal.
The U.S. Has Averaged One Mass Shooting Per Day In 2015; That's More Than I've Masturbated
The U.S. has averaged one mass shooting per day in 2015. That's more than I've masturbated.
The Masturbation Song
HAHA LOL this guy is masturbating HAHA found this vid on youtube post it on here he is totally jerking his knob and talking about Demons. youtube.com/wild...
Should You Masturbate During The Solar Eclipse?
Tomorrow, the world will experience a solar eclipse. Should you masturbate to it? Our scientists provide answers.
New Wankband Can Help You Charge Gadgets By Masturbating ... Or Doing Other Things
New Wankband Can Help You Charge Gadgets By Masturbating Or Doing Other Things
Masturbating Cat Roommate by Hoi Polloi Entertainment
Walking in on your roommate masturbating is never good, especially when it's a cat.
Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin "Serious Masturbation Material"
Tracy Morgan comments on how he believes the former Alaskan part term governor is serious masturbation material and the MILF at that.
Throwing Shade #62: Heat Waves and Masturbating Tattoos
The last moment of the heat wave exposed Erin to a man with a masturbating tattoo and Bryan to a move in situation with his boyfriend. In importanter news, N...
Masturbation with a Dusty Climax . . . A Love Story
Can masturbation be harmful to those around us? You decide . . .
Have YOU ever been caught masturbating?... Starring Michael Ciriaco, Charlie Farrell, Tyler Pratt, Emily Ingersol, Chris Ingersol, Craig Robinson, Abhaya...