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I Hate Men's Toes - Simon | Speakers Corner
Simon rants about his hatred for men's toes. He especially dislikes it when men flaunt their ugly digits in flip flops and birkenstocks. When Simon was in th...
Stupid Technology Is Stupid - Jill | Speakers Corner
Jill is an independent woman who can work things manually. There's no need for superfluous technology in her life. She rants about the inconvenience of autom...
A Group Of People Who Don't Contribute To Society - Zoe | Speakers Corner
Some people just don't know how to pull their weight here in 'merica! Come on! Get your poop in a group.....BABIES! Zoe says to get a job, lose some fat and ...
I Deserve Money From Rich People - Elisa | Speakers Corner
Elisa and her wonder dog are upset by all the rich people in New York City who don't share their wealth. Rich people don't know PROBLEMS! Elisa's got problem...
Rosie Is A Class Act And Trump Is A Jerk - Benedict | Speakers Corner
Benedict is a little miffed by Trumps jerkiness. Who asks to have someone pay for an autographed copy of their book!?! Not Rosie O'Donnell. According to Bene...
Most World Problems Start With Stereotyping - Bryan | Speakers Corner
The world would be a better place if we could just block that little part in our brain that likes to create judgement based on looks and social misconception...
Elite, Filthy Rich Bastards - Trina | Speakers Corner
Trina can't stand the overly privileged people at her university. So much so, that she gives us a nice little rant about it! Take off your hipster gear, stop...
Look Different And Be Yourself, God Damn It - Regina | Speakers Corner
Regina goes off on girls who all dress the same. It's like they all go shopping together and buy the same stuff! Regina would like to encourage you to stop a...