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Stranded In New York City - Cicilia | Speakers Corner
There is much anger in this one. It sounds like she's having a tough time in the Big Apple. Could someone please direct her to the Phil Lesh concert? Maybe t...
The Most Annoying Thing In Yoga Class - Giancaria | Speakers Corner
Giancaria loves going to her yoga class. But what she can't stand is when someone takes a deep breath and exhales somewhere other than their mouth. Yes, fart...
Just Get A Cheap Greyhound Bus Ticket... - Jasper | Speakers Corner
Extended rant today!!! Jasper urges everyone to stop living a "local" life. Go out and experience new territories! That is what makes you unique and interest...
I Deserve Money From Rich People - Elisa | Speakers Corner
Elisa and her wonder dog are upset by all the rich people in New York City who don't share their wealth. Rich people don't know PROBLEMS! Elisa's got problem...
Stupid Technology Is Stupid - Jill | Speakers Corner
Jill is an independent woman who can work things manually. There's no need for superfluous technology in her life. She rants about the inconvenience of autom...
Bring Back Criminals And Prostitutes - Howard | Speakers Corner Rant
Howard misses the good ol' days...when you could easily find drugs and hookers in New York City!!! Now it's just plain, boring white people running around, b...
I'm Only About Brooklyn - Dellon | Speakers Corner Rant
It's only Brooklyn for Dellon. All other rap can take a hike...along with its tight pants. Let this be known to all the hip-hop wannabe's out there. We're lo...
Most World Problems Start With Stereotyping - Bryan | Speakers Corner
The world would be a better place if we could just block that little part in our brain that likes to create judgement based on looks and social misconception...
Elite, Filthy Rich Bastards - Trina | Speakers Corner
Trina can't stand the overly privileged people at her university. So much so, that she gives us a nice little rant about it! Take off your hipster gear, stop...
I Despise Political Bumper Stickers - Chris | Speakers Corner
You do not want to be in front of Chris with a political bumper sticker on your vehicle. Particularly if you're terrible at obeying elementary traffic laws. ...
What if... - Will | Speakers Corner
Will worries about a lot of stuff. Because, there's a lot to worry about! Teens! Construction! Earth! Will asks, "What if..."
Call, Write, Email, Fax...Support The Writers - Serina | Speakers Corner
Today we present a throwback rant. Serina understands the importance of writers within the entertainment industry. Back when the writers were on strike, Seri...
I'm Tired of What's Going On In Our Country - Richard | Speakers Corner
Richard is a homeless American and he is sick of the controlling government. He believes American citizens and politicians can be bought, but Richard is not ...
I Can't Go To School For Photography - Dana | Speakers Corner
Dana and her friend have some things to get off of their chest. Dana's mother won't let her study photography in college and her friend gets pissed off at th...
Hangovers Are Hard - Tim | Speakers Corner
Tim had a rough night. And now, he's hungover. Ugh... We HATE hangovers. As punishment, we make Tim do an extended rant!
I Hate Oreo Cookies - Richard | Speakers Corner
Richard isn't talking about our tasty, cream-filled dessert. No no no. He's talking about, "black faces in high places." Richard's rant is not for the faint ...
More Jobs In The Film Industry - Robert | Speakers Corner
Robert has some lofty aspirations for himself. If New York City would get some more jobs in the film industry, he thinks he could star in his own movie!
At The End Of The Day... - Anthony | Speakers Corner
There are lots of annoying phrases out there, but Anthony hates one in particular. "At the end of the day..." has taken over the world! He rants about how ev...
Stop Listening To The Mainstream Media - Rhodes | Speakers Corner
First of all, we love Rhodes' attitude. He rants about social security and the environment with great enthusiasm. But his message gets a little lost. Stop li...
I Did Not Run In The 1982 Boston Marathon - Chris | Speakers Corner
Chris wants to talk about those terrible beings, strolling the earth with their scarves, their vintage t-shirts and their big sunglasses. You might think he...