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A Group Of People Who Don't Contribute To Society - Zoe | Speakers Corner
Some people just don't know how to pull their weight here in 'merica! Come on! Get your poop in a group.....BABIES! Zoe says to get a job, lose some fat and ...
I Hate Men's Toes - Simon | Speakers Corner
Simon rants about his hatred for men's toes. He especially dislikes it when men flaunt their ugly digits in flip flops and birkenstocks. When Simon was in th...
Stupid Technology Is Stupid - Jill | Speakers Corner
Jill is an independent woman who can work things manually. There's no need for superfluous technology in her life. She rants about the inconvenience of autom...
Just Get A Cheap Greyhound Bus Ticket... - Jasper | Speakers Corner
Extended rant today!!! Jasper urges everyone to stop living a "local" life. Go out and experience new territories! That is what makes you unique and interest...
I Deserve Money From Rich People - Elisa | Speakers Corner
Elisa and her wonder dog are upset by all the rich people in New York City who don't share their wealth. Rich people don't know PROBLEMS! Elisa's got problem...
Rosie Is A Class Act And Trump Is A Jerk - Benedict | Speakers Corner
Benedict is a little miffed by Trumps jerkiness. Who asks to have someone pay for an autographed copy of their book!?! Not Rosie O'Donnell. According to Bene...
Bring Back Criminals And Prostitutes - Howard | Speakers Corner Rant
Howard misses the good ol' days...when you could easily find drugs and hookers in New York City!!! Now it's just plain, boring white people running around, b...
Most World Problems Start With Stereotyping - Bryan | Speakers Corner
The world would be a better place if we could just block that little part in our brain that likes to create judgement based on looks and social misconception...
Elite, Filthy Rich Bastards - Trina | Speakers Corner
Trina can't stand the overly privileged people at her university. So much so, that she gives us a nice little rant about it! Take off your hipster gear, stop...
I Despise Political Bumper Stickers - Chris | Speakers Corner
You do not want to be in front of Chris with a political bumper sticker on your vehicle. Particularly if you're terrible at obeying elementary traffic laws. ...
Think About Peace - Michael | Speakers Corner
This rant is short and sweet. We need to think about peace. It won't be easy, but it's what we need to do. Everyday people speaking their mind about anyth...
What if... - Will | Speakers Corner
Will worries about a lot of stuff. Because, there's a lot to worry about! Teens! Construction! Earth! Will asks, "What if..."
The Mariah Carey Note - Reva | Speakers Corner
Mariah Carey is, has and always will be an American treasure. Mostly because she can hit THAT note that nobody else can. Reva gives it her best shot though! ...
NSFW Britney Spears Hater - Jeff | Speakers Corner
All we can say is, WOW! Jeff really dislikes Britney Spears. This rant is not for the faint of heart. (or the sensitive of ear) Maybe we can suggest some ang...
Don't Judge Me! - Jean I Speakers Corner
Jean is upset because the "world is really cruel" and misjudges him as a jerk sometimes. Although the world sucks sometimes, so do we so let's just call it ...
Who Cares About High School Popularity? - Kyle | Speakers Corner
Kyle hates the importance of high school popularity. He explains that it's just not that big a deal. And, at least for him, mudding through the minutia of hi...
Why Is Love So Difficult? - William | Speakers Corner
William doesn't understand how love is so complicated when it is supposed to be a good thing. But that's what makes it exciting. Give us your thoughts on lo...
Claustrophobic In New York City - Jason | Speakers Corner
Jason is overwhelmed by his first visit to NYC. So many people running around without any regard for personal space. He misses the openness of his home in Sa...
Respect The Booty! - Melinda | Speakers Corner
In honor of International Women's Day, we showcase Melinda's rant about men not respecting her the way they should. Who just goes up to a woman and is like, ...
Get At Me On MySpace - Darnell | Speakers Corner
Darnell gives us more of an open call rather than a rant. If you feel like it, get at him on MySpace! He isn't crazy or anything. He's just a chill dude who ...