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Happy Crappy Sappy Valentine’s Day!
Ah, Valentine’s Day, the most “romantic” day of the year.
It’s one thing to compete in an event and get 1st place, 2nd place, even 3rd or 4th. But ribbons like “most improved” and “participant” are hard to feel that...
Scale of 1 to 10. Not 11.
People think they’re so bloody clever when they say that on a scale of 1 to 10, they’d give (insert movie/song/pastry here) an 11. Cheeky buggers.
Miss Permascowl Lemonface
Some people spend an awful lot of time on makeup and clothes even though they’re just miserable anyway.
Too much PUNCTUATION?!?!?!?!?!!
When some people write/text/instant message, they really overuse punctuation at times (especially exclamation and question marks). Not everything has to be a...
Sociopaths Love Their Hash Browns
I think sometimes I overreact to things. Maybe you do too. Even if not…well, I know sometimes I do.
Koodo Faces = Creepy Faces
The Koodo ads are creepy. See for yourself.
Sometimes, friends just need some friendly advice to help them through a rough patch. Or then there’s this.
Mr. Noodles vs. Artificial Chicken
There’s something kinda weird in every bowl of Mr. Noodles. Besides the noodles. And the “mister.”
HBOs GIRLS of SILICON VALLEY
How to Use the F Word
Blind Taste Test
Business Work: New Initiative
Scumgoof Brother & Greedy Bitch
Two news items: 1) a Quebec woman who didn’t think $34,000 a MONTH child support was good enough, 2) a man who took such piss-poor care of his aging mom and ...
Thou Shalt Not Dijon
President Obama had the audacity to ask a burger place if they had Dijon mustard for his burger. This has been another slow, slow, SLOW news day.
Terminal Optimism (Broken Linc)
Optimism can be a great thing…but some people overdose on it. And those people can really suck sometimes. And make you want to bash them over the head with a...
Your Heart Sucks
Some say to just follow your heart. But some hearts are dumb. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Just The 14 Of Us
Nadya Suleman has 8 babies…and zero common sense.
Wendy's has their commercial for their Baconator where a guy tells his salad-eating girlfriend that he's a meatatarian. I probably should point out that I di...
Chris Brown is "sorry"
Chris Brown says he’s sorry. He doesn’t say what he’s sorry for, what happened and doesn’t mention Rihanna at all but I guess that’s what passes for an apolo...
Wardrobe Malfunction (Broken Linc)
The term “wardrobe malfunction” gets bandied about a little too often. Especially considering that it’s never been more than a really stupid, convoluted term...
Signs of Cuba
I went to Cuba. And I made fun of a bunch of signs I saw at the resort. Not that the signs were even Cuba-specific. But I made fun of them anyway.
The Caramel Is A Lie
Believe it or not, this bunch of ridiculousness stemmed from me seeing an Aero Caramel bar. Seriously.
Things Couldn’t Be Worse (until the genetically engineered mullets)
People often say “things couldn’t be worse.” They don’t really know “worse.” There’s always more.
Signs of Mother’s Day
The time of year to celebrate our mothers. So I decided to make fun of a bunch of signs at the mall.
News Diarrhea: This Week's Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place
Joe Biden is not running for President, the Mets are in the World Series, and everything else the news shit out the week of October 19th.