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Kootees Videos, Kootees Pictures, and Kootees Articles
KOOTEES in DEAD BABY JOKES
Apparently Baby Kootee has never heard of Dead Baby Jokes. Please add some of your favorite Dead Baby Jokes in the Comments Section so she can read them and ...
KOOTEES IN MOSQUITO RAP
No actual mosquitos were harmed during the making of this video. Of coarse, right after the video was finished, we totally squished the shit out of the littl...
Kootees in I'm Your Inconsiderate Bathroom Ghost.
A Kootees Cartoon where the Inconsiderate Bathroom Ghost is at it again. I made this cartoon because everyone has a Inconsiderate Bathroom Ghost. My ispira...
Tiger Woods Jokes on Oprah Winfrey Talk Show Interview
Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hur...
Kootees in Straight Hulk Vs. Gay Hulk
Straight Hulk meets Gay Hulk in a Locker Room Shower.
Kootees in YOU SUCK AT NINTENDO!
I like busting on my friends when we play Nintendo cause they suck.
Kootees in EAGLE RAPING RAP
No actual Eagles were raped during the making of this video. EAGLE RAPING RAP I'd like to Rape that Eagle Because it is Illegal I'll give him rapist l...
KOOTEES IN STAR TREK: THE VULCAN DEATH GRIP.
If some Dumbass Vulcan ever tried to give me a Vulcan Death Grip, I'd just Bitch Slap that MoFo.
Kootees in Hulk Hungry.
Spit happens. :-/
KOOTEES IN BABY NAMES PRESIDENT OBAMA'S NEW PUPPY DOG
Thanks Baby, for coming up with the perfect name for President Barak Obabma's new family dog. ;-)
KOOTEES IN STAR TREK. THE REVERSE VULCAN GREETING.
I don't care what anybody says. I invented he Reverse Vulcan Greeting
Kootees in Snow Nipple Rap
My beautiful snow nipple melted and now it's gone forever. :-( SNOW NIPPLE RAP KUZZIT : Hey look at that Snow Nipple 4: I want to suck on it, Yo! KUZZI...
Tips on Garage Sales. A Dramatic Reading of a Funny Craigs List Ad.
This is an Actual Craigslist Posting. Read verbatim. I found it pretty hysterical hat someone took the time to write and post this and so I decided to do a d...
Save the Foreskin Rap / Daniel's Bar Mitzvah Save the Date Cartoon Parody
This video was inspired by that " Daniel's Bar Mitzvah - SAVE THE DATE " video. Don't ask me why, but stupid shit like this just comes to me. Anyway, here's...
The Worlds Lamest Super Mario Bros. Cartoon...Ever. Part 2. Princess Peach shows Mario Her Beaver.
The Worlds Lamest Super Mario Bros. Cartoon...Ever. Part 2. Princess Peach shows Mario Her Beaver Basically, this was supposed to be a parody of that Ryan...
The World's Lamest Pac-Man Cartoon...Ever / Ms. PacMan is a Tranny
My brain hurts.
I bought Fox Bronte's tits.
I bought Fox Bronte's tits. The unboxing. In case you didn't know, I bid against everyone else in the world, won the Ebay auction for, and am now the prou...
Face of Cyclops Jesus appears on my Reese's Pieces Candy
It's probably some sort of miracle because it cured my diarrhea.
McDonalds Penis Coffee.
Vibrating McDonalds Penis Coffee. Put on your 3D glasses now if you want the full effect of a bunch of penises coming at your face.
BJ's Wholesale Club Christmas Commercial Parody.
This video was inspired by the " Everything here came from BJ's " line from the actual commercial.
Danny Glover's Autograph.
In my opinion, my friend spent way too much for Danny Glover's Autograph.