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How I Seize It: "Jersey Shore" Blooper ...

How I Seize It: "Jersey Shore" Blooper Reel from How I Seize It
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How I Seize It: "Jersey Shore" Blooper Reel from We know our fans have fun watching Loretta's HISIs. Now, see how much fun our cast has in creating these for you!
Time: 1:00   |   Views: 57   |   Rating: 33% Funny

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How I Seize It #7: "Jet Blue Flight Att...

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How I Seize It #7: "Jet Blue Flight Attendant" from Ya'll herd bout this dumass flite tendent frum Jet Blues? I wish Ida been on that thar plane, Ida showed this nelly cracker how yous really sposed to quit yer job. He prolly tri...
Time: 6:07   |   Views: 397   |   Rating: 93% Funny

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How I Seize It #12: "Mormons"

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How I Seize It #12: "Mormons" from Yootaw iz got to be a fuckin land a make-baleev! Marmuns is sum crazy ass wayward sheeps. How can yu live without alkeehol and ciggerets? Thets bordarline unaMerican. Ima send ...
Time: 4:45   |   Views: 226   |   Rating: 93% Funny

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How I Seize It #39: "National Organizat...

How I Seize It #39: "National Organization for Marriage" from How I Seize It
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How I Seize It #39: "National Organization for Marriage" from Seems that ever genrayshun theys sum group in humankine gotsa deal with inquality in laws an how succiety treets a fella man. This centry, it the queers turn and case anywun wun...
Time: 6:11   |   Views: 144   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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How I Seize It #2: "Lindsay Lohan"

How I Seize It #2: "Lindsay Lohan" from How I Seize It and Cindajmc
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How I Seize It #2: "Lindsay Lohan" from , In this secund installments of 'How I Seize It", I let the wurld kno what i think ov Miss Linsee Lohan, Bich better stay out my trailer park for she knows whas good fur her. Haf...
Time: 5:51   |   Views: 93   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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How I Seize It #9: "American Idol"

How I Seize It #9: "American Idol" from How I Seize It and Cindajmc
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How I Seize It #9: "American Idol" from , Now, thaint nothin real bout this realitty show. I dids me some reserch and its time sumwun let this fuckin cat out the bag! Amercan Idol is sum bullshit! How dumm you sunsabitc...
Time: 4:55   |   Views: 136   |   Rating: 91% Funny

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How I Seize It #3: "Beauty Tips"

How I Seize It #3: "Beauty Tips" from How I Seize It and Cindajmc
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How I Seize It #3: "Beauty Tips" from , This iz the furst letter I am rispondin to ov from letters sum ov my fans has sent me. THis ones bout helfcare, plastickal surgries and how to beats the farmasutical bizness at ...
Time: 5:22   |   Views: 73   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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How I Seize It #52: Twitter

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How I Seize It #52: Twitter from Taint been a lotta invensherns over the corse a time that one wood say was ignurnt but they broke the mothafuckin ignurnt mold when they invented the twitters. Lawd Goddy Help. ...
Time: 4:09   |   Views: 64   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Blastula!

Totally Laime: Blastula! from Elizabeth Laime, Andy Rosen, Totally Laime, and Earwolf
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Blastula! by , , , Emily Gordon is maybe our most educational guest yet. She teaches us how to tame out-of-control boys, the ins and outs of industrial music, the history of Steampunk, and the filmography of Edie McC...
Views: 85   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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How to Make the Scripps National Spelli...

How to Make the Scripps National Spelling Bee More Exciting from Mpiddy
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How to Make the Scripps National Spelling Bee More Exciting by Get bored by watching spelling bees? Well, if Scripps would take my advice, you'd never be bored again.
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Mike Bost Vs. Chevy Chase (Illinois rep...

Mike Bost Vs. Chevy Chase (Illinois rep EXPLODES on the House floor! IT's ALL FALLING APART) from rubeninvisible
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Mike Bost Vs. Chevy Chase (Illinois rep EXPLODES on the House floor! IT's ALL FALLING APART) from Calm down Chevy Chase, you're not America's dad. Hi, yes this is me whoring myself forhits. When I put this together, I was totally surprised by how funny the results were...
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How I Seize It #61: "The Contraception ...

How I Seize It #61: "The Contraception Debate" from How I Seize It
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How I Seize It #61: "The Contraception Debate" from Fank gods far womins voter anger an fack mose us got mamries like elfunts, hangin low an always membrin. Damn conserves gots all us biches pannies in a colleckive wad an make su...
Time: 5:11   |   Views: 14   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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Skinny Jeans for a Fat World

Skinny Jeans for a Fat World from Nick Militarescu
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Skinny Jeans for a Fat World by We are the only country in the world that has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. I don't know how much more my eyes can take.
Views: 24   |   Rating: 25% Funny

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Vajazzling: How to Make Your Bird Sparkle

Vajazzling: How to Make Your Bird Sparkle from Nick Militarescu
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Vajazzling: How to Make Your Bird Sparkle by Pointing out the ridiculousness of people that bedazzle their privates.
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