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How I Seize It #22: "FRIENDSHIP"
Shit I cunnit make it out to the shed far taday's Hisi. But I gotta queshern for yall, how cums we thanks we gots to have frens thatar cumpleet dummasses. Li...
How I Seize It #27: JERSEY SHORE
Peeples say thet reeality shows is the downfall uv sussiety. Well they parently aint never seen thet soap opper, Jersee Shores! But I gots a cunnundrum, cant...
How I Seize It #41: NEW YEAR'S EVE
Yall, you rockin in yur new yeers rite by tooonin in ta more HISI. I thank mose aquantance shoods be furgot cause mose people borin as shit ennyway. Does yal...
How I Seize It #30: HOARDERS
Yalls, we gots collecters en we gots nit pickers, uh, naw thet aint rite, uhhh 'pack ratters,' ets the wurd! Buts if yews got newspapers frum tha 80s stack u...
How I Seize It #10: CAT TURD COFFEE
Now hears sum sik shits, yall. I wont you to member this HISI next time you go to tha Starbuks. My drankin buddy Shooter sez thet cawfee tase like shit, well...
How I Seize It #19: CHRISTMAS
I knows yall thanks I would be a grinch come Crissmus time, but reely, you can be as drunk as you wunt durrin the Holurdays an nowun bats an eye. They simpat...
How I Seize It #29: CENSORSHIP
Nuthin guess me more rile up than sumwun tryna tell me how ta talk an behayve an live my life. IT sez in tha Bill a Rites thet as Americans we can talk shit ...
How I Seize It #35: "FOOTBALL"
Hells yeah yall knows when the leevs fall an all its time to sellbrate the real sport pasttime, not no fuckin borin ass baseball, that aint reely a sport any...
How I Seize It #28: SEX EDUCATION
Ya'll knows I aint no stranger to gettin my freak on. But theys rules, rules we gotta pass on to ar youngins. Folks say we shootnt talk sex to kids, an ta th...
How I Seize It #42: 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP
Nassee, Plain ole walk in on yur parents fukkin kinda nassee. I thot this 2 gals inna cup wuz juss an urbun ledgin. Hell this a kinda thang they used ta ston...
How I Seize It #38: GLEE
Lord, seems yew cant swang yer tiddy wiffout hittin a gay-lesba-trangenert youngin on the TV these days. Whut kinda wurl is it when they lets grown wimins in...
How I Seize It #21: VEGANS
Yall knows Im not reel fonda food but thet don meen I cayunt judge uthers far whut they eet. Ets my Chrishun rite. These flowery skiny-hippied dum sumbich ve...
How I Seize It #15: HALLOWEEN
I figger its time fur a holurday speshul so i pick Hallerween cuz its Oktoberfest time. i foun out layter thet theeres no sucha thang as caneed zanex. its a ...
How I Seize It #133: CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Man who knowed my loud mouf was gone being me such trubble. Govermints always got they eye on me, Ize getting deff frets leff an write jess cause I date ta q...
How I Seize It #132: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
I mussamit I had my reservayshuns on diss show cause everthang on tv complete crap nowdaze. But yall needa warch diss show ASAP. I thank I mite audishern to ...
How I Seize It #131: GAME REQUESTS
Can yoo still gets way wiff murders if its temprary insanadee? Cuz next wunna u bothersum mofos sens me a Join Diss Game Bullshit is getting shanked in the j...
How I Seize It #130: ANGER MANAGEMENT
I aint meen. I just got character. So fur all yall who don’t ralees yur anger on daily basees, well yew the ones on Snapped an To Kill A Predatur shows. Sen ...
How I Seize It #129: FETISHES
Lissin, if you gotta nassy seshul habit, keep it in yur own bedroom, yain’t gotta tell yur tale all over the TV wurld! Aint you got no cooth? An stay on the ...
How I Seize It #128: AIDS
Now don’t let diss wun depress ya, less thank uv it like a sellabrayshun! We has control over diss killer bu t the fite aint over yet! Spred Awareness, not t...
How I Seize It #127: SCIENTOLOGY
U no whut, aint nuttin sacred no more. Not even my favrit movie uv all time, Grease cause it got that brainwarshed nitwit John Travoltuh in it. He juss a hol...
How I Seize It #126: KROKODIL
Whose job is it to sit round an thinka new drugs, Wont yoo make up wun dat don’t have leprasee side effex, how bout dat? Damn Rushuns…Buncha shady fuckers br...