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How I Seize It #22: "FRIENDSHIP"
Shit I cunnit make it out to the shed far taday's Hisi. But I gotta queshern for yall, how cums we thanks we gots to have frens thatar cumpleet dummasses. Li...
How I Seize It #28: SEX EDUCATION
Ya'll knows I aint no stranger to gettin my freak on. But theys rules, rules we gotta pass on to ar youngins. Folks say we shootnt talk sex to kids, an ta th...
How I Seize It #15: HALLOWEEN
I figger its time fur a holurday speshul so i pick Hallerween cuz its Oktoberfest time. i foun out layter thet theeres no sucha thang as caneed zanex. its a ...
How I Seize It #19: CHRISTMAS
I knows yall thanks I would be a grinch come Crissmus time, but reely, you can be as drunk as you wunt durrin the Holurdays an nowun bats an eye. They simpat...
How I Seize It #29: CENSORSHIP
Nuthin guess me more rile up than sumwun tryna tell me how ta talk an behayve an live my life. IT sez in tha Bill a Rites thet as Americans we can talk shit ...
How I Seize It #24: ROOMMATES
Yall I been thru a ringer when comes to livin sitchee-ashuns. Good thang they aint never foun thet body. I aint goin beck in the clank. You hears me? Jess if...
How I Seize It #27: JERSEY SHORE
Peeples say thet reeality shows is the downfall uv sussiety. Well they parently aint never seen thet soap opper, Jersee Shores! But I gots a cunnundrum, cant...
How I Seize It #31: RACISM
Lotta hate out thar in the wurl. I sware I thank it shood be illeegul ta use N words an the like, even if yous of that particular hate groop. I dont hayte on...
How I Seize It #35: "FOOTBALL"
Hells yeah yall knows when the leevs fall an all its time to sellbrate the real sport pasttime, not no fuckin borin ass baseball, that aint reely a sport any...
How I Seize It #37: "MICHELE BACHMANN"
Yall now lets get seryuss cause its votin time agin an that means it a hole nuther yeer uv election hubabalooba we gotta endurr while yet agin nunna these mu...
How I Seize It #38: GLEE
Lord, seems yew cant swang yer tiddy wiffout hittin a gay-lesba-trangenert youngin on the TV these days. Whut kinda wurl is it when they lets grown wimins in...
How I Seize It: "Jersey Shore" Blooper Reel
We know our fans have fun watching Loretta's HISIs. Now, see how much fun our cast has in creating these for you! SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE: WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/DI...
How I Seize It #10: CAT TURD COFFEE
Now hears sum sik shits, yall. I wont you to member this HISI next time you go to tha Starbuks. My drankin buddy Shooter sez thet cawfee tase like shit, well...
How I Seize It #6: TWILIGHT
Ya'll seen that saga movee 'Twilite?' Can wun of ya'lls get me back them two howrs of my life? Shit, that ain't no good vampur movee. I says them Dark Shadde...
How I Seize It #7: JET BLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Ya'll herd bout this dumass flite tendent frum Jet Blues? I wish Ida been on that thar plane, Ida showed this nelly cracker how yous really sposed to quit ye...
How I Seize It #8: ANGELINA JOLIE
So I wuz awachin that thar show Horders, ya'll seens that? I thank they needs to git thet Anjerleenuh Jo Lee on that show cuz she hordin youngins. I like to ...
How I Seize It #2: LINDSAY LOHAN
In this secund installments of 'How I Seize It", I let the wurld kno what i think ov Miss Linsee Lohan, Bich better stay out my trailer park for she knows wh...
How I Seize It #4: HOMOPHOBIA
This is my theery bout whys strate mens hates the queer mens. Ya'll homafobagul. Ur wives r stoopid fer not knowin theys marryin a faggit. Servs em rite, i h...
How I Seize It #5: GAY MARRIAGE
This heres anuther commentarie ov political contravershul ov the Gay Marrages. Help me wit this cuz im confuse bout why gays wanna marrys each uther. Ima be ...
How I Seize It #3: BEAUTY TIPS
This iz the furst letter I am rispondin to ov from letters sum ov my fans has sent me. THis ones bout helfcare, plastickal surgries and how to beats the farm...
How I Seize It: "Gay Marriage" Blooper
In a rare break of focus during her gay marriage rant, Loretta finds that talking about bathroom mishaps during sex is too much to handle as she reminisces h...