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How I Seize It #22: "FRIENDSHIP"
Shit I cunnit make it out to the shed far taday's Hisi. But I gotta queshern for yall, how cums we thanks we gots to have frens thatar cumpleet dummasses. Li...
How I Seize It #27: JERSEY SHORE
Peeples say thet reeality shows is the downfall uv sussiety. Well they parently aint never seen thet soap opper, Jersee Shores! But I gots a cunnundrum, cant...
How I Seize It #41: NEW YEAR'S EVE
Yall, you rockin in yur new yeers rite by tooonin in ta more HISI. I thank mose aquantance shoods be furgot cause mose people borin as shit ennyway. Does yal...
How I Seize It #30: HOARDERS
Yalls, we gots collecters en we gots nit pickers, uh, naw thet aint rite, uhhh 'pack ratters,' ets the wurd! Buts if yews got newspapers frum tha 80s stack u...
How I Seize It #10: CAT TURD COFFEE
Now hears sum sik shits, yall. I wont you to member this HISI next time you go to tha Starbuks. My drankin buddy Shooter sez thet cawfee tase like shit, well...
How I Seize It #19: CHRISTMAS
I knows yall thanks I would be a grinch come Crissmus time, but reely, you can be as drunk as you wunt durrin the Holurdays an nowun bats an eye. They simpat...
How I Seize It #29: CENSORSHIP
Nuthin guess me more rile up than sumwun tryna tell me how ta talk an behayve an live my life. IT sez in tha Bill a Rites thet as Americans we can talk shit ...
How I Seize It #35: "FOOTBALL"
Hells yeah yall knows when the leevs fall an all its time to sellbrate the real sport pasttime, not no fuckin borin ass baseball, that aint reely a sport any...
How I Seize It #28: SEX EDUCATION
Ya'll knows I aint no stranger to gettin my freak on. But theys rules, rules we gotta pass on to ar youngins. Folks say we shootnt talk sex to kids, an ta th...