Horse in A Car If you have a small horse, make sure you make them ride in the back seat of your car because that's what's safe for everyone except the people that see the h...
Horse Herpes is Hilarious There may be nothing more funny than horse herpes, unless you're suggesting that girls in horse shows will have to ride around stick ponies because that woul...
Horsing Around At Sex and the City 2 The sexy ladies of Sex and the City 2 are back and they are riding around on camels. Can you believe it? Hal Rudnick hits the mean streets of Hollywood to ta...
Deer Enters Horse Race Deers randomly run onto the horse track and announcer goes forward without skipping a beat.
Horse Drawn Carriage Fail Going on a nice horse drawn carriage ride in the park until OH MY GOD LOOOOOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!
Rock'N Ride - The World Awesomest Rocking Horse A fun little mock commercial I made with my kids for a cheesy rocking horse called the Rock'N Ride. "It Rocks!" "It Sings!" "It Breathes Fire!" "It will...
Mixed Metaphors - A Katy Perr-ody of "Dark Horse" I love Katy Perry, but when I first heard "Dark Horse," I found myself LOL-ing at her mixing of metaphors and not-quite-right use of "Dark Horse," "Perfect S...
"Knight In Shining Armor" Ladies want a knight in shining armor. Why? That dude is on a horse. He's poor, doesn't even have a car. Then he's wearing that armor all day. Good luck maki...
Beard beenie is watching you pee. What does it mean to me to be an Asshole? I think it was put best by a friend of mine during a car ride. You have two kinds of Assholes in this world. Tho...
Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Ep. 10 Recap "The End...For Now" Jonathan lives for three things - keratin treatments, Kitson, and HBO's "Game of Thrones". Watch every week as he reads new episodes to filth. WARNING: The f...
Gay of Thrones: Game of Thrones Ep. 9 Red Wedding Recap Jonathan lives for three things - a gradual ombre, Latisse, and HBO's "Game of Thrones". Watch every week as he reads new episodes to filth. WARNING: The fol...
My Painting Chariot Is On Fire Years ago, I purchased a shady van for my painting business. The thing was more dangerous and unpredictable than Tracy Morgan riding a hurricane like a horse...
