Bitch, get yo hands off mah gurlled cheez A girl is born with five fingers on each hand in a society where only four fingers are the norm.
Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job The long-awaited music video for the Garfunkel & Oates soon-to-be-classic, "I Don't Understand Job."
Oscar's Best Handjob Award One of the awards you won't see awarded at the Oscars will be for Best Handjob, which had many contenders this year.
The Hand-Johns: A Hand Job Handsome Hand-John Left and hands-off Hand-John Right really do hate each other...
Living With A Ninja: Episode 1 "Hands Off My Dairy!" Three friends must band together when their home is invaded by a ninja.
Keep Ur Pump Hand Strong Don't piss off Gary. He might slap you...in slow motion with ghetto rap music playing. Yes the title is spelled that way, don't worry, it's not some typo t...
Heat Get Monkey Off Their Back With NBA Finals win, LeBron Tells Mario Chalmers "Get Your F*cking Hands Off My Trophy The Miami Heat silenced critics last night with their first ever NBA championship. Dwayne Wade says, "Hey, I won one six years ago, remember?"
Keep Your Hands Off Our Wood A song about the government's persecution of Gibson Guitar. Written and proudly played on a Gibson Blue Ridge guitar I bought in 1969. Write to your Represen...
Hands Off my Wiener Dog Homeless Tom nearly struck yet again with the target being narrowly saved by BGD. I won't lie to you, this isn't good acting. Or mediocre acting. But damn it...
Hands Off My Kool-Aid! - Sammy I Speakers Corner Sammy will not let anyone hit on his girl, that's just how it is. So quit mackin' on her and respect this Cali native. Need to rant about your gf/bf issues...
Quirky Polygamist -- Valentine's is a Drag! WHEN ASSISTED SUICIDE AND COSMETICS COLLIDE Gadzooks! A Comically Quirky Audio Book by Adele Park takes a lighter look at end-of-life situations. In the...
TeaPartyMan - PRAY FOR FERGUSON (ORIGINAL SONG) PRAY FOR FERGUSON (ORIGINAL SONG). THE TEA PARTY MAN is an AMERICAN PATRIOT who loves JESUS & AMERICA. He doesn't like BIG GOVERNMENT, TAXES, OR ILLEGAL ALIE...
4 Things To Make Her Melt Tired of browsing endless websites, braving never-ending parking structures and long lines at the mall, or racking your brain for the perfect Valentine’s Day...
Mojo Rising Clinic Important medical findings can have a profound affect on Mr. Krupsky's dormant little friend. And with today's national healthcare plans and a cranky nurse, ...
