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Caption Contest for December 16, 2011

Caption Contest for December 16, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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"Get off the phone, Brad! It's eleven o'clock. Time to play "hide the salami!"

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Caption Contest for December 17, 2011

Caption Contest for December 17, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Scary, but being the Duck mascot is still a better collegiate job than Penn State ball boy.

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Caption Contest for March 10, 2011

Caption Contest for March 10, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Don't know what's wrong with Billy. At the parade today he didn't want a popsicle, then when I got him a hot dog he just vomited and he hasn't stopped crying since.

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Caption Contest for Nov. 4, 2010

Caption Contest for Nov. 4, 2010: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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This isn't what I had in mind when I heard she was going to blow Earl Grey.

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Caption Contest for March 29, 2011

Caption Contest for March 29, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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thank you, make a wish foundation

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Caption Contest for March 31, 2011

Caption Contest for March 31, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Yalonda couldn't believe when she found out....she in fact was the babys daddy!

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Caption Contest for March 14, 2011

Caption Contest for March 14, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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I'm returning that cologne first thing tomorrow!! "Pussy Magnet"!?!? This is bullshit!

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Caption Contest for Nov. 11, 2010

Caption Contest for Nov. 11, 2010: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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No, honey. He needs to learn.