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Fortune Videos, Fortune Pictures, and Fortune Articles
Watch as Charmane and her Momma get ready for a beauty pageant.
Good Fortune in Bed
Saying 'in bed' at the end of your fortunes. Always funny.
Is This Awesome? Soccer
Cat Davis and Fortune Feimster decide once and for all: Is Soccer Awesome?
"Mao Ling and Fortune Cookies" : The Shaggy Carpet's "Ask An Expert!"
Check out our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/theshaggycarpet Have an issue? http://www.theshaggycarpet.com Follow us on FB: http://www.facebo...
What's your fortune say?
You just opened a fortune cookie at your favorite Chinese joint, the Fook Yu Palace, what is your fortune? The winner will receive a coffee enema adminis...
Ep. 5: My Best Friend, My Butler, My Fortune
When Burt receives an ominous message regarding his fortune, he and Lancaster seek answers from a higher power.
Please wait to be called.....
Sandy knows fortune cookies are never wrong. She is just hoping this one is the exception.
Pat Sajak Chugging on Wheel Of Fortune
I would like to solve the puzzle, is it: Pat Sajak needs to be nice and boozed up to host Wheel of Fortune?
Wheel of Fortune Mashup
Cut Up TV brings you Wheel of Fortune with a unique puzzle twist.
How to eat a Fortune Cookie
Proper way to eat a fortune cookie to guarantee to it will come true
Tom's fortune telling future - Monkey Trouble
Telling fortunes using my superior psychic abilities.
Glitter gets her fortune told and tries to make a fortune.
Hank Thompson Watches Wheel of Fortune (for some reason)
Wheel of Fortune is more than a show about letters and words. It's a show about dreams coming true. And a giant clicky circle. And it makes Hank VERY angry.
Episode 5: Cindy and Sandy
Some people have work as there passion, others just do it because they need the money... What would happen if your life turned out differently? Different...
Episode 4: Cindy and Sandy
Dads can forget important events in our lives, but what happens when we forget theres? What would happen if your life turned out differently? Different de...
Episode 3: Cindy and Sandy
Life has its ups and its downs, sometimes the downs are just very unexpected. What would happen if your life turned out differently? Different decisions,...
Episode 2: Cindy and Sandy
Being in an unfamiliar situation can make one very nervous, but have you ever felt like just walking out? What would happen if your life turned out differ...
Finding the prefect man can be tough! What would happen if your life turned out differently? Different decisions, different fortunes, different misfortune...
President Bush is RETARDED!!!
George Bush lowered taxes and put us in two wars that cost a fortune. His daddy was president which helped him to become president.