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Fortune Cookies Videos, Fortune Cookies Pictures, and Fortune Cookies Articles
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Please wait to be called.....
Sandy knows fortune cookies are never wrong. She is just hoping this one is the exception.
How to eat a Fortune Cookie
Proper way to eat a fortune cookie to guarantee to it will come true
Stranded in L.A. - Unfortunate Cookies
Steven's favorite restaurant is under new management. His fortune cookie tells the whole story.
What's your fortune say?
You just opened a fortune cookie at your favorite Chinese joint, the Fook Yu Palace, what is your fortune? The winner will receive a coffee enema adminis...
Glad I didn't eat the cookie first cuz now it's not true, right?
Team Win - Fortune Cookie
My Friend Steve
Soap Operas Have Run Out Of Ideas
The Sit and Wait
The Record Collector
Preface to Being Jaded: Pretty Boys
What's behind his pretty smile
No Problem Season 1: Ep. 1 Girlfriend
So Long, Mary...
"We need to figure this out".
Man vs. Poison
The Stoners & The Robber
THE TANGLED WEBS WE TYPE
Body, Mind, Spirit
Hush Money - The Heist
No Choice Microwave Meals
in this collection
Good Fortune in Bed
Saying 'in bed' at the end of your fortunes. Always funny.
Four of the most powerful young business men in the western hemisphere collide over a dish of Hyvee Chinese. Written by Mark McGwuire.
Ep. 5: My Best Friend, My Butler, My Fortune
When Burt receives an ominous message regarding his fortune, he and Lancaster seek answers from a higher power.
Sometimes it's not your fortune, but more of a suggestion
chinese food, i fucking love it when i am high or drunk, who doesn't bitches
its about the peking duck, sweet and sour, wings, chickens balls, chow mein, fried rice,fortune cookies, number 5, beef and brock,
Broad Strokes- Life Expectancy
Going to the clinic for your results isn't always pleasant
8 Things That Just Aren't Meant to Make Sense
But here they are, and here we are.
Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 1)
Whit Brickman, Principal of Greenville Elementary. hires a new teacher--a very new teacher. And a teacher's death is predicted via fortune cookie.